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Hillary, Barack Move On In American Idol Competition [Dan Collins]

From Bender in the comments:

The English One: Barry, that was an absolutely atrocious audition. Very stiff and karaoke. It made me wish I had Cat AIDS.
The Fat One: Yo, for me, it was a little pitchy, dawg. I just waddn’t feelin’ it. Yo. Dawg.
Paula Abdul: Smer durpity holifer doopter, shrablurpely. (Begins weeping)
The English One: Exactly, Paula. It’s a “no,” then.

Next!

The English One: Hillary Clinton. You say your husband was American Idol, so you should automatically win the show this season? OK, go ahead.

(10 seconds of “The Star-Spangled Banner”)

The English One: Please stop. Oh…my..God. Are you entirely tone-deaf? And what was that Southern mammy accent you were using? Very disturbing and screechy. People are going to hate you.
The Fat One: You’re just not ready for this competition. Oh, and…Dawg.
Paula: Plurdripity tleenle clump.

17 Replies to “Hillary, Barack Move On In American Idol Competition [Dan Collins]”

  1. BumperStickerist says:

    She’s a little bit country.

    … and he’s a little bit rock and roll.

  2. Slartibartfast says:

    You spelled “Idle” wrong, Dan

  3. BJTexs says:

    There’s something about the pitch…

  4. bergerbilder says:

    I wonder if the old man himself will show up during Karl Marx week to , you know, offer “tips” and patronizing compliments.

  5. happyfeet says:

    That’s so apt. Especially Baracky. He’s way so exactly reality tv cheesey.

  6. nishizonoshinji says:

    hey!
    reality tv sells…..FOX has a whole channel devoted to it.
    wat song s do u think they wud choose for their auditions?
    Imagine for Barack and My Way for bilary?

  7. happyfeet says:

    Baracky is very Chorus line I think.

    I can do this.

    That I can do!

    I can do that.

  8. Dan Collins says:

    Hahaha, Nishi. That’s Hillary performing “Stand By Your Man”.

  9. happyfeet says:

    Hmm. Need more coffee this morning. And Jeff. I’m gratified it’s Friday and all, but that means almost for sure it’s at least Monday probably til maybe he says stuff. Maybe later this morning though. You really never know. He wants to finish Goldberg’s book I think. Maybe I’ll get that this weekend.

  10. Pablo says:

    I’m seeing an “Anything You Can Do” duet.

  11. Dan Collins says:

    I love that idea, Pablo.

  12. Next on FOX says:

    The English One: Barry, that was an absolutely atrocious audition. Very stiff and karaoke. It made me wish I had Cat AIDS.
    The Fat One: Yo, for me, it was a little pitchy, dawg. I just waddn’t feelin’ it. Yo. Dawg.
    Paula Abdul: Smer durpity holifer doopter, shrablurpely. (Begins weeping)
    The English One: Exactly, Paula. It’s a “no,” then.

    Next!

    The English One: Hillary Clinton. You say your husband was American Idol, so you should automatically win the show this season? OK, go ahead.

    (10 seconds of “The Star-Spangled Banner”)

    The English One: Please stop. Oh…my..God. Are you entirely tone-deaf? And what was that Southern mammy accent you were using? Very disturbing and screechy. People are going to hate you.
    The Fat One: You’re just not ready for this competition. Oh, and…Dawg.
    Paula: Plurdripity tleenle clump.

  13. Slartibartfast says:

    I’m not being rude.

  14. happyfeet says:

    It made me wish I had Cat AIDS is the funniest thing I think I read all week.

  15. nishizonoshinji says:

    see? ther is nuthin like this site.
    i still think it is an ARG.

  16. B Moe says:

    Barrack could do a solo version of Ebony and Ivory. Wait, did I say that out loud?

  17. Humus says:

    Who do you think will be the next American Idol… President, I mean? who has more star power?

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