From today’s Ann Coulter column comes this little gem:
If Hillary is elected president, we’ll have a four-year disaster, with Republicans ferociously opposing her, followed by Republicans zooming back into power, as we did in 1980 and 1994, and 2000. (I also predict more Oval Office incidents with female interns.) (emphasis mine)
Ouch. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Update: Interesting. Not one comment on the part I highlighted. I guess calling Hillary a lesbian is old hat these days.
Maybe. But which Republicans? She’s really not following the bouncing ball I don’t think.
She’s paraphrasing me. I said that in 2003. Parties reversed, of course. Not sure how great this idea becoming the fundamental political calculus of the average voter is going to be for the country, though. But I would like to point out, again, that Hillary can’t win. Because I will vote for McCain before her. So maybe Ann should factor that in before she commits to this idea.
So Ann says we have to let Hillary! destroy the country in order to save it. Nice.
coultergeists are never good.
they wreck the house.
It takes (burning down a) village, mishu…
do u kno wat is fabuloso? that hannity, coulter, ingram, malkin, etc. etc. dont get that mormonism IS an issue.
that is why the polls are off.
romney cant pull the evangelical vote unless he converts to sumthin more mainsteam.
no one wants to say it but its the truth.
the evangelicals all vote for huck.
its obviouso.
i like these market polls cuz u dont get respondents lyin so much.
i think ppl like to think they are all openminded an stuff, but vote a different way when the chips are down. like zogby was 23 pts off in cali? i think hispanics said theyd vote Obama to look hip, but secretly want bilary’s free drivers licenses. an the asian vote? bill paid them off hehe
Don’t blame me. I voted for Fred.
Nishi I decided is right. For real even though there’s other stuff to the contrary I think all Huck’s people would have gone to McCain if Romney had stayed in. Abortion was pretty much off the table, it was Hick’s anti-Mormon bigotry that stirred his followers mostly I think. They need their little crusades like that. Romney’s satanic underwears were a big big deal, but I have a lot of faith really that come the general they will be pretty well alarmed by Hillary’s panties and Baracky Boy’s ohgoodlord does he even wear any underpants remember that black feller who fixed the porch after the tornader and every time he reached up you could see his curlies and that’s why every time it rains we have to move granny’s chair to where her prayer cushins don’t get rained on.
lulz, that is true….race maybe huge with evangelicals in the general.
that hurrts bilary’s chances for the nom, cuz ppl say, of course i wud vote for a black man!
its all tribal in the end.
#Comment by nishizonoshinji on 2/7 @ 1:49 pm #
Dude, speak English!
You sound like a moron.
Big tent, N. O’Brain. And also niceness counts.
sry, i spk l33t.
are u old?
Screw big tents. You write grammatically. You write very well, as a matter of fact.
Grammar has a purpose, to make communications clear.
“do u kno wat is fabuloso?” is ignorant.
“Comment by nishizonoshinji on 2/7 @ 2:06 pm #
sry, i spk l33t.
are u old?”
No, I’m intelligent.
N.O’B, the secret to dealing with Nishi is something us ham radio types might call a “vowel squelch.” If her comment doesn’t contain vowels, ignore it.
You’d be surprised how often it works.
Haven’t heard back from the NewsHour. Maybe they got Coulter or Rush or McCarthy or Levin instead.
“No, I’m intelligent.”
Pwn3d.
NOW CUT THAT OUT!
[/Jack Benny]
OMG! pwnies!
Shit. Now Kerry’s bound to show up…
nishizonoshinji:
Thr R ths pplz clld “grown-ups.” Ths R teh pplz tht brng U lolcatz & pwnies, N f U WANT lolcats & pwnies, dnt pss thm ff.
Also lrn English, itz teh gtewy lngige 2 teh “grownup leet,” U kno, pying ur wn way nsted f beein a leech.
kthxbye.
N. O’Brain:
My favorite comedian.
Jack Benny: [on the phone with Mary Livingston] Hello, Mary. Are you free tonight? No, I don’t have any plans. Would you like to go see a movie? No, I’ll come to your house; you’re TV screen is much bigger.
[Mary hangs up the phone]
Jack Benny: Mary? Mary? I don’t know what she’s mad about.
I just think she’s neat and also I think she’s just really neat. Both.
Jeez N.O’Brain, ease up! Next you’re going to want our (formally) illegal immigrants to learn english!
Racist.
Nishi is brilliant in her own way, and she’s fucking with you, as is her wont.
You know where the shift key is, girlfriend. l33t isn’t subversive here, it’s just silly. You don’t need it to bring the heat.
If that would be the case, would it be better to have a Republican president? Or should Obama represent the Dems?
I’ve always thought of Hillary as more of a piranha. Coulter is right though, if Billary is elected we’ll have four years of national disaster. Of course, if Obama or McCain is elected we’ll have four years of disaster. We are so fucked. And we didn’t even get a kiss.
Calling Hillary a lesbian is no longer outrageous.
Noting that Hillary has cankles is no longer outrageous.
Noting that Hillary laughs like an Arkansas Jenny and cries on cue is no longer outrageous.
Noting that Hillary’s marriage to Bill is a sham is no longer outrageous.
I propose we start using riducule, rather than facts, to take down Hillary. How about we pretend she’s not only a fat, lesbian, cackling, opportunist, but also a hybrid of a manatee and a buffalo?
Then we can make fun of her for having hooves and flippers, both.