Sometimes a headline says it all: from The Houston Chronicle: Johnnie Cochran hired to represent Enron workers.”
Good grief.
…Okay, okay…I’ll go first: “If the figures don’t fit, you must remit…!”
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Go ‘head, you know ya wants to…
“If the thievin’ rankles, make ‘em grab their ankles.”
The prosecution rests.
That last one was good. How about, “If the numbers just don’t click, then all roads lead to Dick”?
(I’ll keep working on it.)
I just think of the South Park episode (I think Chef was on trial for something… or one of the kids? I forget the details), where the “Johnny Cochran” character says a bunch of Cochran-style rhyming crap, then says: “look at the monkey! Look at the monkey!” and one of the juror’s heads explodes.
But I’m a sicko.
I realize I didn’t make a rhyme! Here it is:
If the money’s all gone,
I get your first-born spawn.
Why I’m doing this I don’t know, but I’ll try anyway.
“If I got O.J. freed, then watch out corporate greed!”
Awful. I’m mortified.
Zoe ;p
If the plan was concentrated, they must be compensated.
If they gave us too much stock, their houses must go on the block.
Goody, I’ll play!
“Show me the money!!!”
(I know, wrong thang…but it’s got the spirit, no?”
Sam