17 Replies to “Lost [Dan Collins]”

1. happyfeet says:

   February 4, 2008 at 7:52 pm

   I think I saw that on eBay.

2. JD says:

   February 4, 2008 at 7:57 pm

   It was right next to some bubble gum chewed by a MLB player in spring training.

3. BumperStickerist says:

   February 4, 2008 at 8:18 pm

   Hmmmmm … Dan’s just described the plot of “Conan the Destroyer”

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQay1cHYwxQ

   Though, back in the day, Jeff could review a movie in seven words, sometimes less.

4. guinsPen says:

   February 4, 2008 at 8:21 pm

   Reward

   Pie?

5. jon says:

   February 4, 2008 at 9:15 pm

   So is it horn or just something calciferous? Or is it calciferous horn? I have so many of the things lying around the yard I just need to know, really. As for the dreidel shape, is that carved or natural? I’ve got a couple of them: one has a scrimshaw representation of the Gadsden Purchase while the other one has a stain that looks a lot like Bea Arthur. Under blacklight it resembles John Lydon, so it’s probably not yours.

   Does it complete a set? If so, your reward better be damn good.

6. Dan Collins says:

   February 4, 2008 at 9:28 pm

   So many questions! So little beer!

7. MayBee says:

   February 4, 2008 at 9:33 pm

   This grosses me out because it reminds me of that tree-man video.

8. happyfeet says:

   February 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm

   Tree-man was a real trooper I thought.

9. jon says:

   February 4, 2008 at 9:38 pm

   Sorry. It’s just that I don’t want to disappoint and send you the wrong thing. If you say “Reward”, it’s clear that this isn’t some place like Craigslist or Freecycle where people will put up with any old crap.

   I know you value quality, Dan.

10. Dan Collins says:

    February 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    Thanks, jon. That’s true.

    Also, I value quantity.

11. mojo says:

    February 4, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    Lessee … Hand of Glory… Key to the Gates of Hell… Piece of the True Cross… Mohammad’s Little Black Book… Da Vinci’s Cryptex…

    Nope. Sorry.

12. Dan Collins says:

    February 4, 2008 at 10:29 pm

    Grail, Holy?

13. West says:

    February 4, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    Aren’t all dreidels made from demon horn? The good ones, at least, as used in the secret sacrifice rituals?

    You are going to have to be more specific.

    Just FYI, I always look for the Pig & Monkey brand, guaranteed quality, a drop of palestinian baby’s blood inserted into each one.

14. jon says:

    February 5, 2008 at 5:24 am

    That’s an absurd stereotype, West. And dangerously antisemitic as well. Everyone knows that dreidels are made from the femurs of Palestinian children after they are “initiated” into rabbinical school following defilement by six pigs. The blood is just so the letters (representing “Zionism”, “Supremacy”, “Pork Rinds”, and “Male Genital Mutilation”) can be clearly read in the dark caves where dreidel is played.

15. McGehee says:

    February 5, 2008 at 10:51 am

    I hear pieces of demon horn will be White House souvenirs next year, if Hillary is elected.

16. Carlo says:

    February 6, 2008 at 3:15 am

    Reward? Wishing I’m the first who will find it.

17. Harry says:

    February 6, 2008 at 7:44 am

    Cripes- don’t you all know we’re not supposed to be talking about this stuff? Don’t you ever read the memos? I’f you’d come to the Conspiracy meetings one in a while you’d know this stuff! I swear- you’re all perfectly happy to cash the checks, but when we need a committee chairman, or someone to do a few ritual killings, its nooo, man, I’m too busy! How we ever managed to take over the world I’ll never know!

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