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GOP 2008: How Rudy Can Win [Karl]

MayBee writes:

Karl!!!!!!
I need you to tell me how Rudy can win.

At the moment, my advice would be for him to take the Patriots, though the Giants plus the points cannot be ruled out.

22 Replies to “GOP 2008: How Rudy Can Win [Karl]”

  1. you’re so mean. she said you could lie. ugh, I’ll have to call my parents tomorrow and ask them what is wrong with their state. I’ve got a pretty good idea, but still. why Florida!? WHY!?

  2. Matt, Esq. says:

    It sucks. I was a Rudy supporter in Florida. I expected him to have wider appeal. But he had real holes (how many wives ? Bernie kerek) so I’m not sure if that factored in.

    I STILL can’t believe McCain is going to get the nomination. I hate to echo the dems from the Gore/Bush Bush/Kerry debacle but who is voting for Mccain and why ?

  3. Karl says:

    Matt, Esq.,

    I think I have suggested one answer to the at question already. There are other factors I have not addressed, but I think the link explains the main factor.

  4. Karl says:

    Maggie,

    I try to avoid lying. I came up with other scenarios, but they would likely result in a visit from the Secret Service, which I also try to avoid.

  5. mojo says:

    Ah, but how MANY points, there’s the rub. Whether it be nobler to take the line out of Vegas or to find a local sucker for a better spread, that’s the question…

  6. Karl says:

    I assume Rudy knows people. Not as many as he should have, but enough for this purpose.

  7. Pablo says:

    Terrorist attack on the LA debate. Rudy climbs the rubble and vows to avenge Maverick and Hairdo.

    I’m gonna go grab the LADebateTruth.com domain.

  8. MayBee says:

    [insert distraught sobbing here]

  9. JD says:

    That earthquake could finally hit California, MayBee, and Rudy could ride that chunk of land down into the Pacific, while talking into a bullhorn.

  10. there, there, MayBee. *hugs*

    aren’t you glad you came back from Japan?

  11. JD says:

    MayBee – FWIW, I wanted Rudy, after Fred, despite his drawbacks. But, strategically, putting all of his eggs in one basket with Florida was not the least bit brilliant, and I think he overplayed the 9/11 stuff. Every person with a pulse knows he was the Mayor of NYC on 9/11. Outside of leadership and charisma by the boatload, he wasn’t that great on issues, and had his share of bones in the proverbial closet.

  12. MayBee says:

    Terrorist attack on the LA debate
    or
    That earthquake could finally hit California

    Aaak! Do you think there is something else that could change California’s mind? Like I could bake cookies or muffins for everyone.

  13. JD says:

    It is worth a shot. My mother is going to vote for him, provided he is still running. So, we know he has, at the very least, 2 votes all wrapped up.

  14. JD says:

    MayBee – Focus on your audience. Cookies and Brownies might work on those Michiganders, but in Cali, I would think that free heroin needles and a Boy Scout might be more enticing.

  15. maybe special brownies?

  16. daleyrocks says:

    That earthquake could finally hit California

    Be nice if they saw sunrises over water as well as sunsets. If we walled them off, they’d just figure out a way to fly out uder their own power.

  17. MayBee says:

    there, there, MayBee. *hugs*
    aren’t you glad you came back from Japan?

    Thanks maggie.
    I swear to you, in Japan the candidates wore sashes and stood on street corners and waved.
    I’m pretty sure I’ve decided that I’m going to go get myself a “Rudy” sash, stand on Sunset Blvd, and wave my heart out.
    You don’t think that’s pathetic, right?

  18. You don’t think that’s pathetic, right?

    no, well, at least not as pathetic as RTO mangling Forever in Blue Jeans ;D

  19. RTO Trainer says:

    In Japan they have this.

    So will you do that (on the street corner, wearing sashes, and waving) here, to get votes for him?

  20. Dan Collins says:

    President Bush chokes on a pretzel and dies, and they’re all at the funeral, and a plane falls out of the sky and kills all of them but Giuliani.

    There! Are you happy now?

    Selfish.

  21. serr8d says:

    Rudy who?

    I’ve opposed his candidacy since last February. He was a gun controller first; he flounced his mistress around New York City on the taxpayers’s dime. The quintessential RINO.

    Roosting chickens, and all that. But, it’s not really roosting chickens! If that were the case, then McCain wouldn’t have won, and Romney wouldn’t have placed. Thompson would have the nomination sewn up by now if Rudy had lost for the right reasons.

    The Party is adrift in a sea of mediocrity. And destined to lose big time in November.

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