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Craigshitlist [Dan Collins]

A woman advertised on the popular Internet site Craigslist for an assassin to kill the wife of a man with whom she’d had an affair, authorities said Saturday.

The ad by Ann Marie Linscott, 49, was posted in November as a generic request for somebody to perform a “freelance” job, court document said. Her true intention was only communicated to those who e-mailed her seeking additional information about the job, the Craigslist CEO said.

Linscott offered $5,000 for the hit, had the name and work address of the woman she wanted dead and she described successful candidates as “silent assassins,” according to agents and court documents.’

Dillo out $5K.

8 Replies to “Craigshitlist [Dan Collins]”

  1. Jeff aka Alcyoneus says:

    Wait. There is a finite probability that she was “abused.” Maybe a man told her ‘no’ once. Surely some woman will claim this was…

    …BECAUSE OF THE PATRIARCHY.

  2. B Moe says:

    …she described successful candidates as “silent assassins,”

    I mean, really, how long has it been since you could hire a ninja for a measly $5k?

  3. mgroves says:

    Ah, see I first read that as “craig shit list”…BECAUSE OF THE TYPOGRAPHY.

    I got nothin…

  4. Jeff aka Alcyoneus says:

    B Moe, the Japanese are outsourcing to China nowadays. It’s really shaken up the ninja labor market.

    (Jeff thinks, will anyone get that ‘shaken’ reference?)

  5. harrison says:

    Agents arrested Linscott,…

    I was wonderin’ why she never called back…

  6. Great Mencken's Ghost says:

    #3 — The lady qualifies either way.

    #4 — It’s a toss-up.

  7. fr says:

    Kennedy endorses Obama tomorrow. Kennedy was shot because he made stuff.

  8. $5,000???-Assination on the cheap is not the way to go. You’ve got to invest money into these things. A proper job requires stealth, efficiency and NO publicity. In other words, you don’t advertise these sort of things and hope to be successful. Hope this helps.

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