Disabled Spy Satellite Threatens Earth
Oh, yeah?  I think Earth could kick its ass, even if it weren’t disabled.ÂÂ
This one was good, too:
Gladiators Return to New Orleans SuburbÂÂ
I was hoping it would be about alligators in the gladiolas, but it wasn’t.ÂÂ
DISABLED SPY SATELLITE THREATENS EARTH
DEMOCRATS SURRENDER TO IT
I think they’re right that we have to sit down and talk with it.
And how can you be so sure that the satellite doesn’t have John Bolton’s stare? Maybe the Earth really does feel threatened.
DISABLED SPY SATELLITE THREATENS EARTH
DEMOCRATS SURRENDER TO IT
FRANCE FOLLOWS SHORTLY THEREAFTER.
Talking to it will make it stop. Just like it has done throughout history.
Tomorrows Headlines:
“Democrats to give Disabled Satellite S-CHIP Health Coverage”
Hillary says “No Satellite Left Behind”
Other headline of the day:
Feds Indict Teen for ‘Threatening’ Noose
Being an asshole is now a prosecutable offense. “hate crime” isn’t just an enhancement anymore. Hate is now a crime.
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the First AmendmentAl Sharpton.I’m confused. When did our intelligence services become part of the Special Olympics? “Disabled” satellite? How does a secret spy satellite lose power without warning?
This doesn’t sound right to me. Clearly, the men’s rights activists are to blame.