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BREAKING ELECTION 2008 NEWS: MITT ROMNEY IS RICH!

TIME magazine’s ex-Wonkette, Ana Marie Cox, digs deep for a juicy scoop on Mitt Romney’s secret weapon in the Florida primary — he’s got money:

Throughout the primary season, Romney has been accused of trying — though often failing — to buy elections. But Florida is the first state money really can buy. “Romney is the only one [of the four major candidates] who has the money on hand to go on the air in our 10 major media markets,” says Daniel Smith, a professor of political science at the University of Florida. “For everyone else, it’s cost prohibitive to run a media campaign in Florida. It’s completely different from New Hampshire, Iowa or Michigan.”

Although Cox does not mention it, money might also be a factor on Super-Duper Tuesday, where word on the grapevine is that lots of big states are holding primaries on the same day.

DEVELOPING…*

* It occurs to me that Protein Wisdom does not have a Drudge-like siren or an Ace-esque flaming skull to mark breaking news stories like this.  Our esteemed host might want to consider something like a a dancing ‘dillo…

24 Replies to “BREAKING ELECTION 2008 NEWS: MITT ROMNEY IS RICH!”

  1. JD says:

    Karl – I have a sweet pic of an armadillo holding a beer bottle I could email you.

  2. Dan Collins says:

    Rich, I tell you! Filthy rich!

  3. Darleen says:

    I’m checking around for pics I could animate (but since we can’t embed flash here, I’d have to find or create a .gif animation)

    Little did I know there was a pink fairy armadillo.

  4. SGT Ted says:

    Ms Cox has an amazing grasp of the obvious.

  5. Semanticleo says:

    Karl;

    Is financial independence the quality you find most appealing in a candidate?

    How’s about Bloomberg?

  6. Rusty says:

    #5

    When eas the last time you actually used your brain?

  7. JD says:

    Rusty – It cannot answer that question. The brain has yet to be engaged. Pre-traumatic stress disorder, and all that.

  8. MayBee says:

    I hear it’s Mormon money, though.

  9. JD says:

    Bad, bad Mormom money. It is only okay to be rich if you are a Clinton, Kerry, Edwards, Kennedy, etc …

  10. I thought Jeff’s nipples were the indicator for breaking news.

  11. Darleen says:

    JD

    It’s ok to have money as long as you’re a Progg demanding that the government take other people’s money.

  12. Semanticleo says:

    I hear Edwards is wealthy.

    If the republican choices are thin, go into Dem mode with a grin.

  13. JD says:

    Miss Kleo – You really should be embarassed sometimes. The inanity and drivel that so readily flow from your fingertips would embarass even a partially self conscious 6th grader.

  14. Semanticleo says:

    “would embarass even a partially self conscious 6th grader.”

    My apologies. I assumed you were in middle school.

  15. bjtexs says:

    I hear Edwards is wealthy.

    Is that the “other America” that I hear so much about?

    Confusing…

  16. bjtexs says:

    If a primary is held, and Romney spends a lot of money and is rich, does it make a sound?

    Does anybody really know what time it is?

  17. Ken says:

    Really? It takes money to win elections? Now THAT’S groundbreaking reportage.

  18. SGT Ted says:

    I want to be in the America where I get 50 large for giving speeches on poverty.

  19. N. O'Brain says:

    And get to fly around the country in private Lear jets to spread the alarm about global warming.

  20. RTO Trainer says:

    Karl,

    I have a breaking news .gif I ginned up. Send and e-mail if you want it. (rtoDOTtrainerATgmailDOTcom)

  21. The Ouroboros says:

    Good luck getting the ‘dillo to dance on cue…

  22. McGehee says:

    Good luck getting the ‘dillo to dance on cue…

    Yeah, it would be more like an image of an empty director’s chair with “ARMADILLO” printed on the back, and a sign hung on it reading, “Back when I feel like it, bitches!”

  23. Chad says:

    i don’t understand how Romney has brain washed many Americans. Romney switches sides just to attract supporters in every state he campaigns, what a discrase of a candidate.I am a republican and will vote for a democrat before voting for dishonesty = romney

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