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Hitler Youth Look Is In [Dan Collins]

at Brooks Brothers. (h/t Reynolds) Get your best B&W footage of you and your chums cavorting in the Alps, and use Bill Staines’ “Happy Wanderer” as the sound track. 

31 Replies to “Hitler Youth Look Is In [Dan Collins]”

  1. Carin says:

    Oh, that look is hawt. If you want to attract other men.

  2. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Perfect, if you’re planning to attend a Gay Nazi BDSM festival.

    Brooks Brothers? WTF?

  3. Half price! I’m all in!

  4. SarahW says:

    Oh, that’s that “black” fleece foolery.

    That deck of cards would make a great updated Milton Bradley “Mystery Date”.

  5. SarahW says:

    quotes were supposed to be around black AND fleece. Ugh, I’m going back to bed.

  6. BumperStickerist says:

    Slow Outrage Day?

    c’mon. If that jacket came with a volksPod MP3 player loaded up with Prussian Blue music there may be a connection to teh Nazis.

    Otherwise, meh.

  7. SarahW says:

    Or to wash my leiderhosen.

  8. SarahW says:

    Bumperstickerest, I think it ‘s the hair that makes it.

  9. I don’t understand, I’m wearing that outfit right now. It’s comfortable and stylish. Why the jokes? Are you Jewish or something?

  10. BJTexs says:

    The Hills are aliiiiiive, with look of a Thousand Years!!!!!

    You’re right, Sarah, it’s the hair. Creepy!

  11. Jeff aka Alcyoneus says:

    Fantasy sex role-play for people who get really, really hot reading Dickens?

    At certain times — meaning uncertain times, for they depended on our humor — I would say to Herbert as if it was a remarkable discovery:

    “My dear Herbert we are getting on badly.”

    “My dear Handel,” Herbert would say to me in all sincerity, “if you will believe me, those very words were on my lips, by a strange coincidence.”

    “Then Herbert,” I would respond, “let us look into our affairs.”

    Totally hot.

  12. Techie says:

    Teh Outrage!1! meter is showing a low reading.

  13. Dan Collins says:

    I’m not outraged, either. It’s more “WTF?” than anything else. Dudes are smoking too much edelweiss.

  14. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Oscar Wilde wouldn’t wear that outfit to Mother Clap’s Molly House.

    I half-expected that slide show thingie didn’t serve up a shot of him with those knee breeches down around his ankles, and being worked over with a riding crop.

  15. happyfeet says:

    It’s more of that neo-tribalism stuff I think. Kinda like maybe a discarded variation on those stylized white-boy gangs in like The Warriors. That would be a movie from back in 1979.

  16. N. O'Brain says:

    Jonah Goldberg is right.

  17. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    In the words of the Montana-born father of a friend of mine: “I wouldn’t wear that to a dog fucking.”

  18. Techie says:

    You could stage your own P.G. Wodehouse production.

  19. thor says:

    This is hard to admit but I think I have a Nazi eye for a queer guy.

  20. dorkafork says:

    Am I the only one who is more shocked at the $1000+ price tag than the “look”? It’s not like he’s got a red armband and a Luger tucked in his waist.

    (Not that I’d consider buying an outfit like that, I’d prefer something more simple, casual yet stylish.)

  21. and why are they using Karl in their ad campaign? boy has some ‘splainin to do.

  22. Carin says:

    I wasn’t so much put-off by the first image; it was the leiderhosen shot that got me.

  23. daleyrocks says:

    I didn’t notice any real lederhosen shots. It would have been great if they played the Horst Wessel Lied when you clicked on the images, though, for authenticity.

  24. SarahW says:

    Daleyrocks, Woo. I tried playing the Mp3 in a window beneath the Brooks Brothers flash site; it does help ferment the sauerkraut, as you suggested.

  25. Great Mencken's Ghost says:

    Ilsa: Queen of Accounting.

  26. Mikey NTH says:

    The Democrats are arguing that the economy is like the 1930’s, now Brooks Brothers are bringing back mens fashions of the 1930’s. That’s not good. However, if they could get women to dress like Marlene Dietrich or Lauren Bacall did it wouldn’t be a total wash. Just two-thirds suckage.

  27. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    In the interests of accuracy:

    1) Mother Clap’s Molly House was apparently shut down in 1725, long before Oscar Wilde was born. Google: is there anything you don’t know?

    2) I have no idea whether Montana dog fuckings are white tie, black tie, formal, informal, or business casual events, or whether the rules change depending on the time of day. I am pretty sure, though, that you’d get your ass beaten if you showed up for one in that outfit.

  28. mojo says:

    Knickerbckers? KNICKERBOCKERS??

    BWAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahaha…..

  29. Dan, you’re an idiot.

  30. Dan Collins says:

    . . . And?

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