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He left out a bit: “I tried as hard as I could” (bites lip, looks out at the audience teary-eyed).
God! I’m so damn sick of the Clintons.
She’s an ugly person. Bill stepped out on her cause of that. Now the media is stepping out on her after carrying water for her for years, and her own daughter won’t even do an interview on her behalf. Lifetime is gonna make the bestest movie out of this one day.
Sorry Monsieur Feet…Clearly you never saw the skanks he was “stepping out” with. Much as I despise the Hildabeast lets not let Bill get away with being a lying, oath breaking piece of shit. It wasn’t her shortcomings that caused his poor behavior it was his.
Bill can’t put enough lipstick on either himself or the pig to change things around. The world is finally realizing what phony, dishonest, and machiavellian P’s OS the Clintons are.
and frankly, I can’t make her Black, either . . .
Oh, I don’t know. Look what they did to Joe Lieberman.
Motivation. That’s all it takes.
Oh, and BTW:
http://www.usactuary.com/I_Believe.html
http://www.usactuary.com/I_Still_Believe.html
No, no, no it wasn’t just the speech, the same thing happened with this guy. I have passed some line, some place. I am beginning to repel people I’m trying to seduce.
THEY flee from me that sometime did me seek,
With naked foot stalking in my chamber.
I have seen them gentle, tame, and meek
That are now wild and do not remember
That sometime they put themselves in danger
To take bread at my hand; and now they range
Busily seeking with a continual change.
Thanked be fortune, it hath been otherwise
Twenty times better; but once in special,
In thin array after a pleasant guise,
When her loose gown did from her shoulders did fall,
And she me caught in her arms long and small,
Therewithall sweetly did me kiss,
And softly said, “Dear heart, how like you this?”
It was no dream, I lay broad waking.
But all is turned thorough my gentleness,
Into a strange fashion of forsaking;
And I have leave to go of her goodness,
And she also to use newfangleness.
But since that I so kindly am served,
I would fain know what she hath deserved.
–Sir Thomas Wyatt
Bonus points for working the change meme in there.
If she were going to win, the title would be “Madame President Dearest.”
Hey happyfeet: It’s all about making a meal of the hand that fed you.
Think about is. It’s not up to *Bill* to make *anything* of her. The fact that he gets up on stage and talks about all the things that he can’t do with her, before trailing off with a sort of limp-wristed, whiskey-delta recommendation, *if* we need a President (as he put it), isn’t just a stab in the back. He landed on her like the predator he is, and tore her to shreds. After, *after* she put up with heaping helping of shit from him, year after year.
Bill’s sabotaging his wife. He doesn’t want her to win. Despite all she did for him. And he’s doing it so his fingerprints are nowhere in sight.
I realy think he doesn’t want to see her measure up to him.
That’s interesting cause I always figure their equally power-mad. You’re right though. This scheme may have started out like that, as a power thing, and in the meantime Bill developed a taste for a certain life he’d have to sacrifice if he went back to the White House. That boy don’t do sacrifice, not with any grace anyway.
oh… *they’re* … but also though even if I have no idea how to quantify what it has meant for Bill to have the clout attendant with having a wife who for several years was considered quite possibly a future president, I bet he sure could hazard a guess.
Hey happyfeet: I think the answer is in the way he uses and abuses people, and especially women. I think he wants to be the cock crowing from the top of his own midden, no matter how rancid. It wouldn’t do for him to be crowing from lower down on anyone else’s, especally Hillary!’s.
This guy wouldn’t give up anything. Wouldn’t have to. No, this is strictly about knifing Hillary! in the back, but in a non-traceable way.
That’s only kind of weird and maybe a little dubious cause his legacy such as it is is badly in need of bolstering cause it’s sinking fast in the bog of not even very much history.
Twenty years from now, if he hasn’t expired from over-indulgence, Bill Clinton will be our new Jimmy Carter.
Except, I guess, that Hillary won’t have had as much fun with the State Troopers.
She’ll outlive him by a lot I’d bet. Not sure why I say that, maybe cause of the heart thing, but it seems to me he’s lived his life like a candle in the wind, kind of precariously and getting drippings all over.
Bill can’t make Hillary any less squatty but he could make her less bitchy. How long has it been since he held her tight, snapped her thong and jammed a Macanudo cigar butt up her ass? Something tells me Bill is neglectful to her needs.
Oh thanks, Thor! Now I’ve got this image of Hillary in a thong in my head. That’s more cellulite than mortal man can bear. I think I need a good brainwashing. With strong soap.
As I understand it, the cigar went into the, ahem, humidor, rather than the trash compactor.
Though, according to the Starr Report, the trash compactor got a bit of lovin’ as well.
Not to ramp up the feelin’ sorry for Hill meter, but was that not one of the coldest, cruelest, egomaniacal things a husband could say about his middle-aged wife? I heard that and frickin’ cringed. What a piss poor excuse for a husband. Y’know, he wasn’t the worst president ever. It’s not his performance I can’t stand. It’s him. He’s a swine.
The timing of this comment is unfortunate, because Hillary just butched-up her wardrobe again.
Patrick:
When I heard that I just assumed it was a gaffe of Clintonian proportions, but I like your sabotage idea better. Slick Willy just doesn’t do things like that without calculation. Do you think it’s possible that he was backing her as long as he thought she was the clear Democrat nominee and that when she started to slip–Iowa, and now probably NH–that he is cutting his losses?
So, if (please god let it be when) Hillary loses the nomination what kind of lifespan do you give that marriage. I think it will redefine the ‘New York Second’.
I’m with Dennis Miller when he said “That marriage is so much about convienence that there’s a Slim Jim dispenser on the nightsatad.”