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Pompous Bastards [Dan Collins]

America’s Dairyland wants you to know it’s not just full of cheeseheads—and it’s taking the mission seriously.

So?  Illinois is full of twats. 

OMG.  Check out these selfish oafs. 

17 Replies to “Pompous Bastards [Dan Collins]”

  1. happyfeet says:

    First!

  2. Tom says:

    somebody a little tetchy tonight?

  3. serr8d says:

    Nice names…Kaden, Faith. You don’t see those much.

  4. Darleen says:

    Well, how’d ya like to be a twin, but born on a different day in a different year?

  5. JD says:

    Not all Illinoisans are twats, but there is a large percentage, to be sure. Major John is most certainly not a twat. Scott Jacobs, not a twat. Governor Blagojevich, twat. Me? I no longer count, since I reside in Indiana, though remain an Illini.

  6. JD says:

    I cannot remember if it is Pablo or B Moe that is the West Virginia fan, but regardless, congrats. Those are some serious wheels on that team. Shame they did not show up against Pitt. Ouch.

  7. nk says:

    They’re probably farmers. There’s a lull in March on the farm where you kind of relax and plant your garden.

  8. Major John says:

    “So? Illinois is full of twats.”

    Oh sure, start this kind of crap now that my leave is coming to an end and I have to go back to Kansas and then to Iraq…

  9. aheminchicago says:

    Isn’t there a word stronger than ‘twats’?

  10. Having your kid on January 1 is stupid. You lose a full year’s tax deduction for the previous year. Go with Dec. 31.

  11. BJTexs says:

    Major John: I join with the rest of the PW wackos in providing you with blanket immunity from Illini twatdom.

    This immunity lasts as long as you don’t vote for a Democrat.

  12. Rob Crawford says:

    “Full” doesn’t imply that EVERYONE there is a twat. Fer crissake, guys, the Librarian’s a native Illinoisan.

  13. JD says:

    I will speak for fellow Illini alums Major John, Hugh Hefner, and Ang Lee when I state that we are most certainly not twats.

  14. Radish says:

    Y’all charge me $9 to drive to Indiana. “Twats” is being generous.

  15. happyfeet says:

    Y’all got my First! thing right? Otherwise that’s just goofy.

  16. B Moe says:

    “I cannot remember if it is Pablo or B Moe that is the West Virginia fan, but regardless, congrats. Those are some serious wheels on that team. Shame they did not show up against Pitt. Ouch.”

    It was me, and thanks. That is why I was so pissed about the Pitt loss, it cost us a real shot at a national championship.

  17. JD says:

    Reynaud and Devine might be even more talented than White and Slaton. But, they blew it when they puked on themselves against Pitt. That coach seemed to be having a genuinely good time, prolly cuz they scored every third play.

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