The Weekly Standard’s Matt Labash offers this primer on prison speak — providing me with just enough verbal Lego to build this hard-ass insider’s primo slickwilly:

“Yo, fish! Don’t make me no nevermind whether you’s a diaper sniper or a tree jumper, you gonna be tossin’ salad on this here skin beef muthaf**ker — family style and on the flip flop, cuz’ — else your june buggin, butterfly-ass gonna’ be beggin’ for the shiv, Keester bunny.”

Eat your heart out, Dr. West…