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Your Existentialism Ends [Dan Collins]

where my lungs begin:

France bans smoking in cafes, hotels and clubs on Jan. 1, stamping out the habit popularized by Jean- Paul Sartre puffing Gauloises in hazy brasseries.   

Mon dieu!  And I thought it was l’Anglais Walter Raleigh!  

17 Replies to “Your Existentialism Ends [Dan Collins]”

  1. McGehee says:

    No Exit — Jean-Paul Sartre

    No Smoking — La Republique Francaise

  2. happyfeet says:

    That’s the sort of thing Asian tourists really get a kick out of I bet.

  3. The Thin Man says:

    Mon Dieu, les Francais sont quitter les fags et le smoking!

    Ceci pourrait signifier la fin de philosophie comme nous le savons.

    (merci a “babel fish pour” le translation magnifique a franglais,
    et à propos, “fag” est l’argot britannique pour la cigarette – pas un épithète de homophic.

  4. Carin says:

    I may have to take up smoking.

  5. The Thin Man says:

    Oh yeah, and

    Ric Caric est un beatch total, dont l’âne existe où sa tête doit être.

    Wow, Insultant hou là des gens dans français suspect sont si beaucoup plus amusants que la façon régulière.

  6. ahem says:

    ‘A bas les cigarettes?’ Can the Revolution be far behind?

    Incidentally, I thought it was beotch in French, too.

  7. Enoch_Root says:

    What next? Are people going to start speaking Frog on ProteinWisdom! Ha! Fat chance. Banning smoking! What a bunch of weak-kneed capitulators. Surrendering like this to the Ninnies. Unless the Ninnies in this case are German, of course. In which case, we could chalk it up to a nasty habit.

  8. serr8d says:

    Smoking…until recently, the only socially acceptable la méthode de suicide left.

    On the other hand, “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”

    Woody Allen quote…he’s always handy with quotes…

  9. happyfeet says:

    It’s a Huckabee wet dream it is.

  10. Robin Roberts says:

    And you thought that Parisians were obnoxious now …

  11. Jeff says:

    I dunno. Maybe this is deconstruction at work. The smoker least of all can avoid questioning himself about the essence of his object in the form of a question of origin: “What is smoking?” means “where and when does smoking begin and end?” The responses generally come very quickly. They circulate like fine tobacco humors within concepts that are seldom criticized and waft within evidence which always seems self-evident. It is blowing through these responses that a typology of and a perspective on the growth of smoking are always organized. All works dealing with the history of smoking are lighted by the same fire: a philosophical and teleological classification smokes down the critical problems in a few puffs; one passes next to an exposition of facts, like reaching casually for another pack of Gauloises. Like the vulgar cigarette as against the cigar, we have a contrast between the theoretical fragility of the reconstructions and the historical, archaeological, ethnological, philosophical wealth of information.

    Jeeesh. That was obvious people.

  12. JD says:

    Whenever I get around to running my own country, I pledge to never ban smoking, and in fact, may mandate it.

  13. The Thin Man says:

    I wondered how Jeffs comment would look in the true vernacular of philosophy……
    “Peut-être ceci est la déconstruction au travail. Le fumeur peut éviter se questionnant moins que tout de l’essence de son objet sous forme d’une question d’origine : « Que fume-t-il » ? les moyens « où et en fumant commence et termine » ? Les réponses viennent généralement très rapidement. Ils circulent comme les beaux humours de tabac dans les concepts qui sont rarement critiqué et flotte dans la preuve qui toujours semble évidente. Il souffle par ces réponses qu’une typologie de et une perspective sur la croissance de fumer toujours est organisée. Tous travaux traitent l’histoire de fumer est allumée par le même feu : une classification philosophique et téléologique fume en bas les problèmes critiques dans quelques bouffées ; l’un passe à côté d’une exposition de faits, comme atteindre avec désinvolture pour un autre tas de Gauloises. Comme la cigarette vulgaire comme contre le cigare, nous avons un constraste entre la fragilité théorique des reconstructions et la richesse historique, archéologique, ethnologique et philosophique d’information.”
    At which point Freetranslation.com developed a SQL error and crashed my browser. Gosh, Jeff, vos méditations philosophiques ont cassé l’intartubeses

  14. Homer says: “Mmm… beer.”

  15. Marty says:

    Incidentally, has anyone tried Fin Du Monde? It’s actually pretty good.

  16. Daniel says:

    yeah, i actually just went through a bottle of it with a friend last saturday. i still like chimay (blue) better, but la fin du monde is good stuff.

  17. P says:

    The beer is Canadian but its name is apt

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