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Good Thought [Dan Collins]

but perhaps some people just prefer bestiality?

Customs officials in the Philippines have seized inflatable sex dolls meant to be used for an international campaign against animal cruelty, an animal rights group said Thursday. 

13 Replies to “Good Thought [Dan Collins]”

  1. B Moe says:

    The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) said it had planned to use the sex toys as props in its Asian campaign against alleged abuses of chickens by a major US fast food chain.

    The dolls were to have gone on a tour of red light districts in the Philippines, Thailand and Japan where they would be displayed with a banner reading “KFC Blows,” PETA said.”

    Am I missing something here? Protesting what? Where? Is the lack of a balanced diet the cause of this lunacy?

  2. Synova says:

    Of course KFC abuses chickens, it kills them and then fixes them all up nice and yummy.

    With gravy.

    And mashed potatoes.

  3. The Lost Dog says:

    Yeesh!

    I grew up on a farm, and the only thing I ever abused were the Pony Club girls. Abuse a chicken? You deserve Peta Syndrome assholes.

    Why would anyone want to abuse a chicken? Except for maybe Proggs

    Well, abused might not be the right word, but I can tell you this. Twenty horses in your barn is a WAY better thing than the cutest puppy you could ever find…

    Puppies bow to horses, take it from me.

  4. daleyrocks says:

    That’s what they all say! Sure the sex dolls were for a campaign against animal cruelty. We believe you. Just like we believe all those politicos and journos that get caught with kiddie porn on their computers who were using it for “research.” Nice shop you’re running there Ingrid.

  5. Big Bang (pumping you up.) says:

    – I’m with you Moe. This one flis right over the coocoo’s nest, proving once again, OCD is it’s own reward.

    – When I first saw this, I thought maybe KFC was running a holiday special on Bucket-O-breasts.

    – Why aren’t the PETA-dorks protesting puppy-blenders, is what I want to know.

  6. ccs says:

    TLD, Pony Club, Is that like the 4H Horse Club? I grew up on a farm too, and the 4h Horse Club girls were easy. We raised purebred show cattle, never had my own horse. The neighbor had on the other hand raised Tennassee Walkers and let me use the horses anytime I wanted. This might have had something to do with the Horse Club girls being easy.

    PETA isn’t that People Eating Tasty Animals?

  7. ccs says:

    The neighbor had on the other hand raised

  8. JD says:

    A good protest is not complete until some crunchy granola hippy with some serious BO starts to cornhole a Janet Reno blow up doll. Just sayin’

  9. JD says:

    TLD – My 6 year old thought it was just hysterical to stand directly underneath her horse and try to tickle its belly. I nearly had a heart attack.

  10. JD says:

    Nothing says save the chickens like fucking an inflatable sex doll.

  11. Rusty says:

    To celebrate I think I’ll go out and shoot a goose,or two. Not only to annoy PETA, but also the people who think corn fields are for building houses on.

  12. The Lost Dog says:

    JD –

    Whenever I saw a horsey girl doing something like that, I always took pains to explain to them why it was better to stand directly under me and ticklee MY belly.

    Holy Splodeys! I must be getting really old. I have almost forgotten one of my basic rules of life.

    “Those that talk, don’t know. Those the know, don’t talk”.

    Hmmmm. My life is over, I guess.

  13. ahem says:

    Oh, hell. Everyone knows the Horse Club girls are easy. I’m just wondering if there’s anything I can fuck to make the world a better place to live in. Anyone? Beuler?

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