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Micro-Bible [Dan Collins]

Meh.

Researchers in Israel say they have succeeded in putting a version of the Bible on a chip smaller than a pinhead.  

 

  

21 Replies to “Micro-Bible [Dan Collins]”

  1. serr8d says:

    They had a pretty wide wide margin of error, actually…

  2. mojo says:

    And the point of doing so is?…

    I know! It’s a conspiracy by the electron-microscope cartel!

  3. Squid says:

    Does the chip light up in glowing, colorful blocks of light? ‘Cuz then the angels could disco.

  4. Bill D. Cat says:

    Does the chip light up in glowing, colorful blocks of light? ‘Cuz then the angels could disco.

    Hmmmmmmmmmmm…… an I-Bible , might be worth a call to Apple .

  5. Rob Crawford says:

    And the point of doing so is?…

    Testing very small scale chip manufacturing technologies.

    Or creating a dust that will let them sprinkle Paleoswinians with copies of the Torah and New Testament.

  6. happyfeet says:

    tiny bibles

    for the swine

    makes me happy

  7. Dan Collins says:

    Yes, we should remember Don Ho this holiday season, too.

  8. happyfeet says:

    He’s with Benazir now, Dan. And also Gwyneth Paltrow’s dad.

  9. The Ouroboros says:

    They obviously produced this micro-bible dust so it can be used to coat Israeli/American bullets and bomb-casings and effectively kill the evil Jihadis of the Army of Allah…Silver only works on Vampires…

    Now if they can just weaponize some powdered swine dust for chemical warheads I think we’re ready to begin the inevitable confrontation..

  10. Rob Crawford says:

    Now if they can just weaponize some powdered swine dust for chemical warheads I think we’re ready to begin the inevitable confrontation..

    Just take a bag of pork rinds and crush it until there’s nothing but dust. Hell, most of them are like that when you buy them.

  11. commander0 says:

    Too true

  12. pablo says:

    is this thing on?

  13. steveaz says:

    Is that a cartoon of Danny Pearl, Dan?

    He’s one of my heroes. Talk about giving 110%.

  14. happyfeet says:

    That’s Glenn Greenwald, steveaz. He writes for Salon from Brazil and identifies as having a homosexual orientation. Danny Pearl was a writer but he had a wife. Angelina Jolie played her in a movie.

  15. steveaz says:

    Thanks, Happy,
    The resemblance is, how do they say, uncanny.

    Danny Pearl died for a cause, though. It was honest-to-goodnessinvestigative journalism.

    Sometimes it seems his cause is lost. The movie, though, does him some justice.

  16. happyfeet says:

    Hollywood is all about the healing, steve.

  17. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Yes, we should remember Don Ho this holiday season, too.

    I missed that. Truly the end of an era.

    In remembrance, I offer you this

  18. Big Bang (pumping you up.) says:

    – #18 – Excuse me?…. Did we open a branch of PW-Ebay during the holiday shopping rush?

    – Concerning the post. Now if science could just find a way to fit all the pinhead SecProgs on a ship to Borneo we’d be all set.

  19. otcconan says:

    Why subject me to a picture of Gleen? I already knew he was a pinhead.

  20. BJTexs says:

    Now if they can just weaponize some powdered swine dust for chemical warheads I think we’re ready to begin the inevitable confrontation..

    Just take a bag of pork rinds and crush it until there’s nothing but dust. Hell, most of them are like that when you buy them.

    Must.Resist.Urge ….. ahhhhhhhhhhh……. HAM GRENADES!!!

    I’m truly sorry… [slinks away]

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