Man, I can’t wait to hear what Mona has to say about this:
Authorities have charged two women and a man with a weekend attack on three North Carolina football players. Police said robbery was probably the motive, although two of the players were sexually assaulted.
Police say the players were attacked early Sunday at their off-campus apartment in Chapel Hill.
All three were bound with tape before they were assaulted and one suspect threatened the players with a knife, police said.None of the players required medical attention.
Twenty-eight-year-old Monique Jenice Taylor of Greenville, 29-year-old Tnika Monta Washington and 32-year-old Michael Troy Lewis, both of Durham, have been arrested.
They are charged with kidnapping, conspiracy and resisting arrest.ÂÂ
Probably just reacting to the injustice done in the Duke case, doncha think? Anyway, KC Johnson was starting to get fat and happy.
Miss Monique
Here’s a better link.ÂÂ
And here’s related video.
Well…that’s…umm…
Merry Christmas!
No means No!
Football players. One guy with a knife. Two women who “sexually assault” the football players. Just what don’t I understand?
It’s like a bad BET re-make of Pulp Fiction.
This prosecutor better show the DNA evidence.
[sarcasm]How on god’s green earth can these two women be charged with sexual assault!? You KNOW these men were PLEASED to be fondled! It’s every man’s DREAM. There is no harm done when men are sexually assaulted by women.[/sarcasm]
nk wrote, “Football players. One guy with a knife. Two women who “sexually assault†the football players. Just what don’t I understand?”
Yeah, right. And you wouldn’t understand it when a woman holds a knife to a female victim’s neck while a man sexually assault her. Sure. You have no idea what’s going on, do you?
First of all, I’m not afraid of knives. And ain’t no [vile epithet for a black man] ever gonna get me to stand still to be duct-taped and raped by brandishing a knife at me. I’d take it away from him, breaking his arm in the process, and shove it up his ass.
Are we talking about the boys’ football team or the girls’ football team? That’s what I believe I don’t understand.
Then you are a fucking idiot waiting for a Darwin award.
How do you get the initials ‘nk’ from the name Walter Mitty. It ‘aint as easy as you make it out to be, little sunshine.
Thanks for the projection, Jeff. I think now I understand what “cowardly faggot” means. Never mind me. You just lie down, spread your legs and rely on the kindness of strange [vile epithet for black people] should this ever happen to you.
Dear Mr. Mitty (aka nk), now I get it. You’re a pussy, and you’ve never been in a fight. Hey, no problems. This could happen to any jackass with a big mouth and no balls. Forget knife fighting, Walter. Get back into the kitchen and make some nice cream puffs for daddy (stay away from the knives!). Let the big boys handle the ambiguous issue of justice for sexual assault victims.
You don’t know anything about me, you little cunt. I’ve butchered a lot of animals with a knife, a lot of them bigger than any two-legged animal who will ever threaten me, before I got into high school. The last little punk who thought he could threaten me with a knife got backhanded into a subway wall. Ok, I didn’t break his arm or shove it the knife up his ass because he could run faster than me. Not everybody is the gutless, helpless, city-bred pussy you are.
I love the smell of testosterone in the evening.
Two words: transsexuals. (Okay, it’s one word.)
And it’s nice to see that the spiked Christmas punch is making its way around the internets.
It took me a while but I finally figured Jeff was funning me. I am totally embarrassed not to have realized right away that nobody could be the cowardly pussy he was pretending he was. My apologies to Jeff and to everybody else here. My face is red.
She looks a little out of it in that pic I think. You gotta wonder though if the third football player maybe is kind of wondering why they didn’t want to sexually assault him. Hopefully he has high self esteem and can get past that.
It’s ok, nk. It’s Christmas!! Communication becomes exponentially more difficult during the holidays.
nk wrote, “I finally figured Jeff was funning me…My face is red.”
I love ‘ya man. In that strictly platonic way….wait I read the Symposium, not that way…you know how guys in the Christmas season love one another…no that’s gay……
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Happy Holidays, mate ;-)
Actually, Jeff, there are two Symposiums. I like the one with “friendship between men should be based on mutual admiration of character and intellect”. I think that’s Xenophon’s. I can’t recollect any of Plato’s at the moment. But … you know … what did dead for more than 2,000 years Greeks know that we don’t? Anyway, whether you were funning me or not, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
In the spirit of the holidays I’m not gonna google that Symposiums business and just stay ignorant.
They should have picked on the Syracuse football team.
I was going to say something about putting a package under the tree… but in this context, maybe I shouldn’t… and then suddenly I thought about our chimney… and tried to imagine how someone as fat as Santa Claus could possibly squeeze himself into it… then, I figured I should just squeeze my imagination real hard and stop wincing.
I can’t help myself (which is sort of a problem)… butt was one of these guys by chance a tight end?
I know… terrible.
Enoch #24,
“Sexual assault” laws these days are very politically correct. Something along the lines of “non-consenting contact with the victim’s genitals”. For all we know, these football players got the best blowjobs of their lives.
Better link:
http://www.newsobserver.com/news/crime_safety/story/842774.html