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Phew! [Dan Collins]

I read this headline, and I thought, “Ohmigod!  With a baby?  In a car?  To what is this world in the process of coming?”

Fortunately, I’d just misread it!

6 Replies to “Phew! [Dan Collins]”

  1. It’s disgusting enough as it is.

  2. happyfeet says:

    My brother always says “Shew” instead of “Phew.” Maybe it’s a colloquialism. Also when he says “it is what it is so there you go” that means you should be very careful about suggesting that maybe it’s not.

  3. Dan Collins says:

    My brother Tim says, “It is what I say, bloody chicklets.”

  4. The Lost Dog says:

    Awww, c’mon.

    I’m pretty sure this guy only wanted to help her with her homework. That’s my desire in life. To help naked high school cheerleaders do their homework and get it right.

    Unfortunately, I’m way old and haven’t yet been able to remember where I’m supposed to meet them, much less how to do algebra.

    What an asshole. Picking up under age girls on the internet (or anywhere else, for that matter)is akin to sticking hat pins into your eyeballs. And the hat pin thing is probably the smarter move.

  5. Cowboy says:

    Yo, Captain Breitbart, your modifiers danglin’.

  6. Jeffersonian says:

    There’s a jke to be made about this using Jamie Lynn Spears, but I can’t seem to coax it out. Little help ova heah!

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