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Bill on Hill, Making Me Ill [Dan Collins]

“The reason she ought to be president, over and above her vision and her plans is that she has proven in every position she has ever had in life, whether it was in elected office or not, that she is a world-class genius in making positive changes in other people’s lives,” he said.

“If she’d-a put out,” he continued, “I’d never have had to pleasure so many ugly bimbos.”

UPDATE: Look at the good influence she’s had on this neighbor!

15 Replies to “Bill on Hill, Making Me Ill [Dan Collins]”

  1. memomachine says:

    Hmmmm.

    He’s got a point. She did make $100,000 in one day in commodities trading with zero experience.

    lol.

  2. MayBee says:

    Would you trust the judgment of someone’s intellect from a man who uses the term “world-class genius”?

  3. kelly says:

    Who knew the bar was set so low for being a “world class genius”? Think she’s a MENSAN?

  4. Sticky B says:

    “she is a world-class genius in making positive changes in other people’s lives,” he said.

    And by positive changes he means forcing people to give up their hard earned money so that she can spend it on a bunch of fuckin’ slackers. To promote equity and shit. And to buy enough slacker vote to ensure re-election.

  5. McGehee says:

    Maybe that’s why I had to quit Mensa — I’m only a regional-class genius. Never could make it into the statewide think-off.

  6. mojo says:

    Wile E. Coyote, SOOPER Geee-nius!

  7. clarice says:

    Rush notes this genius has done so much for children she can’t get her brother to pay his back child support.

  8. JD says:

    How did Bill manage to not improve himself, or have a positive change in his life, whilst being surrounded by Hillary’s greatness?

  9. buzz says:

    I read that and had to wonder, where are these people who’s lives are so much better? I mean really. Name one of them.

  10. Cowboy says:

    … she has proven in every position

    …but apparently not in the coveted “hide the cigar position.”

  11. Bald Eagle says:

    “…she can’t get her brother to pay his back child support.”

    And that back child support is owed to the spawn of the vilest, stupidest member of the US Senate, Barbara Boxer.

    So as slimy and disgusting as the Rodham siblings are, this clown actually managed to marry down!

  12. daleyrocks says:

    Genius is not the word I would choose to describe someone who continues to put up with all Blowjob Bill’s bullshit.

  13. just reading the title I thought, “yeah like he’s been there in 20 years”

  14. Merovign says:

    Remember that old fortune cookie game where you’d add the words “in bed” to the end of every fortune?

    Well, try that with the Clintons, only add “with other people’s money” to then end of what they say.

  15. MarkD says:

    If she’s so world class smart, why is upstate NY still floundering? It’s not like she didn’t have a full term in the Senate. She made listening tours. Maybe it’s my fault. I didn’t tell her to her face how worthless she actually was. She went to the State Fair. I stayed away. Mom said “avoid unpleasant people” and you know how she gets when you don’t listen.

    It’s probably those evil Republicans. If they track down and kill everyone who voted for GWB in 04, this world class genius would bring you all to enlightenment. I’d be dead. The survivors would wish they were.

    In a rational world, she’d get no votes at all.

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