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As Long As We’re Handing Out Congratulations….(CraigC)

…..congratulations to the fabulous SondraK, who held on to her crown as Grande Conservative Blogress Diva.  Now if someone could just dig up those rumored pics of Tammy Bruce and her in the shower……

8 Replies to “As Long As We’re Handing Out Congratulations….(CraigC)”

  1. daleyrocks says:

    I heard there were some with Sandra Bullock. Almost like doublemint gum. Sondra and Sandra.

  2. Andrew says:

    That’s…hot.

    Time to go to confession.

  3. Ron Mexico says:

    Hey, can somebody introduce me to that hottie? I have something I’d like to give her.

  4. mojo says:

    Jules: There’s a passage I got memorized – Ezekiel 25:17.
    “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”

    I been sayin’ that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin’ made me think twice. Now I’m thinkin’: it could mean you’re the evil man. And I’m the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. I’d like that.

    But that shit ain’t the truth. The truth is, you’re the weak. And I’m the tyranny of evil men.

    But I’m tryin’, Ringo. I’m tryin’ real hard to be a shepherd.

  5. Sean M. says:

    Yes, yes. We hear you. You’re an evil shepherd. Whatever.

    The point is, somebody mentioned pictures of a couple of broads together in the shower. When can we expect to see said photos? Inquiring minds want to know.

  6. CraigC says:

    Mojo, maybe I’m a little slow…actually, there’s no maybe about it, but as much as I love that scene….???

  7. mojo says:

    I’m being mysterious, it seems.

    Now reach in that bag and get me my wallet.

  8. CraigC says:

    Watch it, or I’ll call in Mr. Black.

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