Hey, at least Britney managed to tackle marriage BEFORE parenting. That the marriage didn’t last … you have to at least BE married for it to fail. Jamie Lynn … Nick … for shame all.
President Bush is clearly planning an assault on our privacy, on our civil rights, and the Constitution. The Spears kids are on the payroll of Halliburton, and are obvious Cheney minions.
Unless, of course, all this is a distraction by the Edwards’ camp to keep us from hearing about his Love Child. Except, of course, HIllary! wants us to hear about that … and thus we’re back to Rove (or who-ever does Rove’s job now) again, distracting us from Hillary’s attempt to flay Edwards. Because …
Jamie Lynn Spears has announced that Democratic Presidential candidate John Edwards is the actual father of her unborn child. Spears claims she had sex with manly macho-man Edwards in a bathroom stall at an MTV Democratic Party fundraiser.. Reached for comment Edwards stated “It’s true.. I did her.. Really..I did..Cause I like girls.. and they like me..Quit laughing.. It’s true..”
I’d like to see the Spears dad kick the crap out of that boyfriend. Hell, I thought my wife’s dad was going to kill me for violating his precious when he found out about our number 1. And we were already married.
And not 16…
And not on TV every day…
At least she didn’t kill it.
They must have learned her something right.
She could still write it. A cautionary book: here’s how to suck at parenting. Don’t do this.
What was she going to call the book? How to Raise Two Teenage Tramps. How I Sired a Living Trainwreck. Zoey – Only 1/2 as Dumb as Britney.
LOL Dan, you made me spill Perrier on my keyboard….you magnificent bastard.
Hey, at least Britney managed to tackle marriage BEFORE parenting. That the marriage didn’t last … you have to at least BE married for it to fail. Jamie Lynn … Nick … for shame all.
President Bush is clearly planning an assault on our privacy, on our civil rights, and the Constitution. The Spears kids are on the payroll of Halliburton, and are obvious Cheney minions.
Unless, of course, all this is a distraction by the Edwards’ camp to keep us from hearing about his Love Child. Except, of course, HIllary! wants us to hear about that … and thus we’re back to Rove (or who-ever does Rove’s job now) again, distracting us from Hillary’s attempt to flay Edwards. Because …
shit, I’ve lost track.
Boobies !!!
For the publisher’s sake I hope nothing was paid up front; and, if it was, I hope they can get a hold on that check or get a refund.
More work for the lawyers.
Seriously – is everyone sure the last name is Spears? They didn’t change it from “Bundy” did they?
The Spears family is never very far from the trailer, are they?
You can take the Spears out of the trailer-park, but you can never take the trailer-park out of the Spears.
The Spears Family: Reinventing the notion that trailer trash is just poor, white people.
So much for Citizen Spears.
“You can take the Spears out of the trailer-park, but you can never take the trailer-park out of the Spears.”
Not even with one of those 200-year interest-only ARMs.
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2007/12/please-dont-des.html
Fargan spam filter.
F A R K thred:
f o r u m s . f a r k .c o m / c g i / f a r k / c o m m e n t s .pl?IDLink=3279018
Funniest evah.
Just in at FOX NEWS:
Jamie Lynn Spears has announced that Democratic Presidential candidate John Edwards is the actual father of her unborn child. Spears claims she had sex with manly macho-man Edwards in a bathroom stall at an MTV Democratic Party fundraiser.. Reached for comment Edwards stated “It’s true.. I did her.. Really..I did..Cause I like girls.. and they like me..Quit laughing.. It’s true..”
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,317535,00.html
Developing..
Not so much that, as the trailer park probably went into Spears one too many times without a raincoat.
POP Tarts. Good one, Fox.
I’d like to see the Spears dad kick the crap out of that boyfriend. Hell, I thought my wife’s dad was going to kill me for violating his precious when he found out about our number 1. And we were already married.
And not 16…
And not on TV every day…
At least she didn’t kill it.
They must have learned her something right.