At Facebook:Agent Bedhead is hoping her home internet and power will be back soon. ÂÂ
 Dan Collins11:51am Dec 10th Did you get hit?  ÂÂ
 Agent BedheadToday at 7:04pm Yep. That’s why I’m at Panera Bread using their slow as hell wifi…..Hopefully, power will be back on soon. That’s a pretty long power outage.ÂÂ
Okay, where is that Jeff guy who used to hang out around here? This situation cries out for some good haiku. Or some bad haiku..
Dan Collins tries hard
Bitching won’t make Jeff come back
Cherry blossoms fall
Hey, is she at the Panera in Owasso, Oklahoma? That’s where I was going when I lost Internet and power last week. Small world.
That was a long outage.
Hands off Bedhead, Collins. She’s mine.