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I’ve been backpacking through Thailand with the armadillo — who has become a mini-celebrity on the Muay Thai scene after dropping a tequila-fueled Rob Kaman at a nightclub with a low right round kick and a pair of knees.
See you guys after New Year’s. I’ll try and send you more photos when I get the chance. Thanks for taking care of the place, and have a good Christmas if I don’t have a chance to write again before. I have a good story of the dillo at a bar in Pattaya that is seared . . . SEARED into my memory. If ever I can reconstruct it. Say hi to everyone.
Jeff
Which one is Jeff?
Half Rick Blaine, half Indiana Jones; all Goldstein.
Hmmmm…maybe he’ll spend Christmas in Cambodia.
I’ll try to keep something open for the ‘dillo at my FOB, say February or so. I mean, if he needs a place to lay low. Is he any good with an M240B or an M-2? I can always use a good turret gunner.
I hate to say this, but I think one of the bar girls in that pic may not have an Adam’s apple.
Calling your wife an armadillo is just plain insulting. Skin gets dry in the mountains, ya know. Give her a break.
Goldstein should make sure he uses all his Viagra while he’s on his little sex tour. Remember the trouble Limbaugh had with his stash when he came back from his sex tourist trip to the Dominican Republic.
Interesting that the perfesser goes straight to “sex tour” when somebody mentions Thailand. Why is that? There couldn’t possibly be any other reasons to visit that part of the world, right? It’s not like the Thais have an interesting culture or distinctive, appetizing cuisine, do they?
I mean, forgive me if I’m wrong, but isn’t it just a little bit RACIST!!! to assume that the people Jeff and the ‘dillo are coming into contact with in Thailand are a bunch of whores? But he jumped right into that stereotype. Wow.
GET THEE TO A SENSITIVITY TRAINING SEMINAR, PERFESSER CARIC!
Damn I miss Thailand.
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Caric, jealous, much? Still?
The Perfessor is just pissed that PW gets 10 times his traffic even with Jeff gone.
Sort of a blog/penis envy thing going on….
Have you all noticed a cigar is never just a cigar to the good perfessor? His Mother probably didn’t breast feed, be my guess. As to the childlike blandness of the comment, I consider that a certificate of authenticity.
Caric’s just bothered that he hasn’t ad traffic at his own blog since the PW folks stopped showing up to make fun of him, and is star sycophant was proven to be a plagiarist.
Were you the “anonymous” who did that to Todd Mayo, ef? Whoever did that it was at once cruel and at the same dead on right.
One has to be cruel to be kind.
timb is a fucking asshole. Just sayin’
ef – All the traffic that he ever had consisted of timmah doing some cock gobbling, todd mayo pulling a Joe Biden, and people dropping by to mock them.
excellent input, as always. sore loser
Speaking of input, why are you here, Timmah!?
timmah – you are a lying crap weasel, with the integrity of a hyena. You will be an excellent lawyer.
JD, an excellent lying crap weasel lawyer still needs to be smart. Timmah! will suck at lawyering unless he specializes in taxes or real estate or some such. Your average 5th grader could out-argue him.
well, pablo, since you’ve never out-argued me, I will assume that makes you a below average fifth grader. To be fair, fifth grade, even below average is more intelligent than I thought you were.
Still, haven’t read you (the gendarme of PW) much lately. Been in rehab? Or did the group home lose it’s DSL connection? Either way, it’s good to see you back, you are an excellent comedy writer and you never participate in pile-ons.
PS Why haven’t you brave souls begged Dan to delete me yet?
Look at me! I am daring to cum back and play where I have been banned, and am not welcome! I make up lies about people and then wonder why they don’t like to play with me. My daughter in kindergarten is more socially aware than this dumb fuck. I hope you are snowed in, timmah, timb, timmyb or whatever you happen to be calling yourself these days.
Delusion is your friend, Timmah! I am not.
How’s the snow in Indianapolis, timmah? Maybe you’ll have to shovel for real this time.
You know that Jeff doesn’t want you here yet you continue to lurk and come by. How many sock puppets are you up to?
YOU JUST CAN’T QUIT THE JOOOOOO!
BJ – 4″ yesterday and I had 12-14″ on my driveway when I woke up, but I suspect some of that was drifting. Why does drifting always seem to result in deeper snow? There is a yard in Illinois somewhere that doesn’t have any snow, and they can feel free to come help me move it off of my driveway.
JD, that was actually funny, witty, and true.
You know, BJ, the conservatism of the founder and his sycophants was what brought me to PW. You’re the one focused on the Jooos. I personally love my Jewish friends. After exams I’m planning on reading “Conscience of a Conservative,” given to me, an atheist, by my friend who is Jewish and also likes Buddhism. I keep quoting the first Commandment to him, but he says Buddhism is more of a lifestyle than a religion (for him).
The world is a complicated place, BJ. Probably best for you to stay here in this little bubble.
Oh, and
Keep your projections to yourself
I bid you guys adieu. I’ll be back after exams to talk to all y’all.
Heh! Timmah reads, responds and comepletely misses the point, instead accusing me of prtojecting by projecting motives into what I write that only serve his purposes.
Par for the course. Jeff doesn’t want you here, weasal. Why do you keep coming back?
Jeff who?
Missing the point is Timmah!’s raison d’être. Save it, Timmah! No one really cares what’s rattling around your little brainpan.
Well said, Pabs, except, of course, I asked ef a simple question and it brought all of Jeff’s little brothers here to attempt witty rejoinders. You must care, or else you wouldn’t spent precious exercise time responding when you could be out with other guy’s in the yard.
Pablo, you are truly one crazy mofo.
As for BJ’s original point, I ignored because I wanted to. I don’t exactly ef’s mailing address (his Christmas card has yet to arrive), so this was the only way of asking him a question.
I chose to answer it the way I wanted, because I wanted to focus on Brian’s fascination with Jeff’s Jewish heritage.
Godspeed to you, Pablo, those 21 months will go a lot quicker if you behave yourself, though.
Pop Goes the Weasal