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Little Hitlers? [Dan Collins]

The British media is awash with speculation that Adolf Hitler’s love child may have been born in the UK in 1940 and he could still be living there.

Well, the British media are generally awash with speculation over something, but if nothing else, this has delicious BBC sitcom possibilities.  The Mitfords were rather a sitcom in and of themselves.  And the compound name Hitler-Mitford is excellent.

22 Replies to “Little Hitlers? [Dan Collins]”

  1. DarthRove says:

    What about that Hilter fellow that lives in North Minehead? The one who’s chums with Ron Vibbentrop? They ran for City Council, I believe…

  2. The Ouroboros says:

    … and of course the baby was ultimately adopted by a rich American Oil Family and his name was changed to… George Walker Bush.

    I can see where this story is going..

  3. CraigC says:

    Believe it or not, Dan, it’s been done.

  4. Dan Collins says:

    Wow. Check out the name of the neighbors.

    Eerie.

  5. CraigC says:

    I’ll say one thing for it, it had maybe the best sitcom title ever.

  6. Kevin says:

    I have it on bad authority that the child was actually princess Diana.

  7. Mikey NTH says:

    Yeah, eerie…does anyone really know where Jeff is? He didn’t get any new neighbors did he?

  8. Andrew says:

    This isn’t that difficult to trace. It’s quite clear that Hitler’s son was adopted by an American GI and his Brit girlfriend after the war, went Stateside, had to take serious speech therapy which left him confident but a humble, gentle soul, whose hunger for some kind of renown and fantasy of power led him to learn to speak faster than normal man could dare to speak.

    That’s right. It’s the Micro Machines Guy.

    Either him, or the Dunkin’ Donuts Guy. Mark my words.

  9. N. O'Brain says:

    Actually, the name would be Schicklgruber-Mitford.

  10. SarahW says:

    He didn’t get any new neighbors did he?

    You mean Mr. Hilter?

  11. mojo says:

    Hitler – had just one ball
    Goebbles – had two, but they were small
    Himmler – had somethin’ sim’lar
    But Goering had no balls at all!

  12. Mikey NTH says:

    Oh – I thought it was Hitner, has an interest in that new German-Italian restaurant, the Axis Cafe. It’s run by that jolly Mr. Mussoli.

  13. N. O'Brain says:

    the Axis Cafe….

    I ate at a German-Chinese restaurant one time.

    An hour later I wanted to conquer Poland.

  14. Carin says:

    Not much going on over here tonight, and I’ve be banned (or something) at Ace’s. Sigh. Guess I’ll have to go play with my children or something.

  15. guinsPen says:

    The British media is awash…

    Once a year, whether they need it or not.

  16. SteveG says:

    I thought all the little Hitlers were killed during the Cheney led massacre at the twin towers…. or I dunno. I got a “D” in Ward Churchill’s class so maybe I’m a little hazy on the details

  17. JD says:

    guinsPen – I thought once a year was how many times they brushed their teeth.

  18. JD says:

    SteveG – Those were all the little Eichmann’s. It is a subtle, but profound difference.

  19. SteveG says:

    Ah,

    Explains the “D” then.

    I tried telling my advisor that the difference between an “A” and a “D” was only a couple of stray consonants… “a subtle but profound difference” if I may cite your work…
    Eichmann, Hitler…. both spoke German, whatever… maybe I could teach guerrilla classes at Boulder to three ninnies out in the snow and take donations too. Not withstanding the “D”

  20. Dan Collins says:

    Yeah? Well, I’d give Ward Churchill an “F”. For “Fucker.”

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