The British media is awash with speculation that Adolf Hitler’s love child may have been born in the UK in 1940 and he could still be living there.
Well, the British media are generally awash with speculation over something, but if nothing else, this has delicious BBC sitcom possibilities. The Mitfords were rather a sitcom in and of themselves. And the compound name Hitler-Mitford is excellent.
What about that Hilter fellow that lives in North Minehead? The one who’s chums with Ron Vibbentrop? They ran for City Council, I believe…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-FcsFApxVj8
… and of course the baby was ultimately adopted by a rich American Oil Family and his name was changed to… George Walker Bush.
I can see where this story is going..
Believe it or not, Dan, it’s been done.
Wow. Check out the name of the neighbors.
Eerie.
I’ll say one thing for it, it had maybe the best sitcom title ever.
I have it on bad authority that the child was actually princess Diana.
Yeah, eerie…does anyone really know where Jeff is? He didn’t get any new neighbors did he?
This isn’t that difficult to trace. It’s quite clear that Hitler’s son was adopted by an American GI and his Brit girlfriend after the war, went Stateside, had to take serious speech therapy which left him confident but a humble, gentle soul, whose hunger for some kind of renown and fantasy of power led him to learn to speak faster than normal man could dare to speak.
That’s right. It’s the Micro Machines Guy.
Either him, or the Dunkin’ Donuts Guy. Mark my words.
Actually, the name would be Schicklgruber-Mitford.
He didn’t get any new neighbors did he?
You mean Mr. Hilter?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlmGknvr_Pg
Hitler – had just one ball
Goebbles – had two, but they were small
Himmler – had somethin’ sim’lar
But Goering had no balls at all!
Oh – I thought it was Hitner, has an interest in that new German-Italian restaurant, the Axis Cafe. It’s run by that jolly Mr. Mussoli.
the Axis Cafe….
I ate at a German-Chinese restaurant one time.
An hour later I wanted to conquer Poland.
Not much going on over here tonight, and I’ve be banned (or something) at Ace’s. Sigh. Guess I’ll have to go play with my children or something.
The British media is awash…
Once a year, whether they need it or not.
I thought all the little Hitlers were killed during the Cheney led massacre at the twin towers…. or I dunno. I got a “D” in Ward Churchill’s class so maybe I’m a little hazy on the details
guinsPen – I thought once a year was how many times they brushed their teeth.
SteveG – Those were all the little Eichmann’s. It is a subtle, but profound difference.
Ah,
Explains the “D” then.
I tried telling my advisor that the difference between an “A” and a “D” was only a couple of stray consonants… “a subtle but profound difference” if I may cite your work…
Eichmann, Hitler…. both spoke German, whatever… maybe I could teach guerrilla classes at Boulder to three ninnies out in the snow and take donations too. Not withstanding the “D”
Yeah? Well, I’d give Ward Churchill an “F”. For “Fucker.”