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Jeff is my favorite is why. I like him better than Zapp’s jalapeno potato chips even.
Because of the pie! Duh!
actually, in light of the health stuff Jeff posted about a while back, I’d settle for something along the lines of ‘Jeff isn’t gravely ill – he just has more pressing concerns than typing for, basically, free for a bunch of morons’.
btw, the answer to that query determines which type of small woodland creature I should sacrifice.
This made me feel better I don’t know why but it did gotta go bye.
Yeesh!
RonnieBobbyRicky&Maude –
What was it that made you feel “better” about this?
I read the comments, and to me, this post (along with the comments) makes me even more convinced that this country is about done. Stick a fork in it/us!
I guess I am too used to PW commenters having some sort of smarts (even the trolls are pretty smart compared to the commenters on Breibart).
Check out the comments if you would like to have a chill thrown over your holiday spirit.
Merry Christmas!
If Jeff doesn’t come back soon I’m makin’ a charango quirquincho out of his little buddy.
Ok, which one of you pshop nerds is gonna do the inevitable “armadillo humping a cherry pie” image?
Text: “This one time, at Protein Wisdom…”
Geez. That charango thing is semi-professional.
While we are out searching for Jeff G, we ought to keep our eyes open for happyfeet, Major John, and wishbone.
Yeah, you don’t want to know what they make the professional models out of..
Yeah, it has been a while since our beloved host graced us with his presence. It would be nice to know that he is still kicking, for starters.
I know back in the Dark Ages Jeff dropped the blog for months and picked it back up again, but this doesn’t make sense. I was a regular enough reader, but not up to speed on all the subplots that sometimes threaded through posts here and comments there. Seriously, a half dozen guestbloggers and scores of commenters, and everyone is just milling around wondering “Where’s Jeff?” like it’s a complete mystery? No one in the pw community is actually in touch with him in real life, not even regular email to get the word “I want/need to check out for awhile/forever”?
We need a designated Jeff impostor, someone who will pretend to be pretending to be Jeff — because, frankly, that’s as good as it’s going to get until he returns from over the sea to lead PW back to the Golden Age.
Failing that, maybe somebody could pretend to be pretending to be the above-proposed Jeff impostor…?
There’s a light on this Jeff that won’t light on one side.
“So I’m taking him home to my workshop, my dear.
“I’ll fix him up there. Then I’ll bring him back here.
Whatever our host is doing I just hope it’s working for him.
Should we be concerned about the persistant reports of dead hobos found with crushed throats from precise elbow strikes?
Just askin’…
Has anyone checked the 16th Street Mall lately? I’ve heard rumors of a street mime trying to teach his ‘dillo to balance on a ball..
But all kidding aside, I am starting to worry about the lad. Whatever he’s up to I hope he’s okay.
Isn’t Major John over fighting the losing battle in the ME
No, I’m pretty sure he’s on our side…
I think just training for it, so far. if he’s with the people I think he’s with he may come home for Christmas before going overseas. (tried googling a bit… maybe not, he’s not where I thought he might be) OK Guard unit that left around the same time as his IL brigade is getting 10 days leave. link
LD, I liked the part about how the little Muslim kid got beat up trying to help the Jewish people. I thought that was very sweet. And also he looks just like a friend of mine who is Muslim there in Manhattan and he’s a very excellent person and I think that was part of why I liked it too. I didn’t read the comments though. Maybe I should have. But mostly the lesson is that the nice little Muslim guy is a good person and we like him. If I saw him at Starbucks I would buy him a white chocolate mocha and also one of those peppermint holiday brownies. Or whatever else he wanted.