Paris Hilton wants everyone to know that she’s installed environmentally-friendly light bulbs throughout her house. Which begs the obvious question………
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Jeff who?
I must be quite dim (chuckle) since it isn’t obvious to me.
So now it’s “don’t leave the water running when you leave the house”? Make up your minds!
. . . will they be bright enough to illuminate her next video?
If Jeff were still with us, he’d gently castigate you for incorrect use of “beg the question.” (Sniff) God, how I wish I could read just one more of his 10,000 word posts with words like “epistemological” and “constructs” and “intentionalism” in them…whatever they mean.
“. . . will they be bright enough to epistemologically illuminate her next video?” is what I intentionalismed to say.
Not “begs”! Raises!
I’ll see your question and raise you a raisin bagel.
“The lights join America’s most famous dim bulb.”
Oh, for fuck’s sake, I understand the original usage of the phrase “begging the question.”
I raise you’re pardon, but is it kosher to put channel locks on a raisin bagel?
…. Man, cut the girl some slack.. at least she’s not railing on about limiting TP use to one square per visit.. or some other such asinine strategy for saving the world ..
How many Paris Hiltons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Close enough.
How many Paris Hiltons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. She just holds the bulb and the world turns around her.
Paris Hilton doesn’t screw in light bulbs, she screws in hotel rooms full of cocaine.
I thought she was doing community service work with those drunken elephants over in India.
Q: How many Paris Hiltons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: There’s only one! Huzzah
I thought that was funny even before I figured out the added value. Well played.
Well then, you’re way ahead of me.
Bagels? Locks?
Paris Hilton doesn’t screw in light bulbs, she screws in hotel rooms full of cocaine.
At the Palmer House Hilton in Chicago, the elevators won’t let you off on certain floors, which appear on the in-elevator display as “XX”. I figured those were the floors reserved for Paris, and was disappointed to learn it was actually due to the hotel undergoing renovations.
They need a third ‘X’ to indicate Paris…
I finally figured out the word “begs” in the phrase “begs the question” is an old-fashion definition of the word, used today, apparently, in this single phrase, meaning “avoids”. I think they used to say also, “beggers”.