It is now Friday, so my guess is that he is high in the Andes in northern Chile.
Update: Some commenters have taken issue with this post on the grounds that today is Thursday. Despite their ideological motives, the doubts about my claim that it is Friday resonated. I have undertaken an investigation. While I cannot definitively say that it is not Friday somewhere — or that Jeff is not in the Andes — the standards of this blog demand more than that.  And, in light of the evidence available to me, after moments of intensive re-reporting, I cannot be confident that it is not actually Thursday.  Without that essential confidence, I cannot stand by this post.
What time zone are you in, Karl?
Damn! So much hope, dashed by a calendar…
Oh…remember William Neal?
He’s a twin…
Damn! So much hope, dashed by a calendar…
Oh…remember Dan’s post on William Neal?
He’s a twin…
Damn…so’s my post…
I don’t know if he’s in the Andes, but I certainly hope the rest of it is true.
Friday? Shit, I slept through Thursday.
Shouldn’t Jeff be with the lamas in Tibet, divining or some such?
Hoplophorus? I think not. Always promising.
Parapropalaehoplophorus septentrionalis? That’s a hell of a mouthful for a panzer-rat…
Dan,
It’s not a time zone so much as another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind…a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.
Seriously? Central (like you, iirc). But I have both insomnia and a project on which I’m putting in some hours.
I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter…
Karl, no, you are catching the water-balloon lung. Just you wait.
Okay, if you don’t have evidence to support the claim he’s in the Andes, can you at least document that he’s high?
…although, if he’s not pouring all that inspiration into the blog, it would seem kind of sad to waste it.
Karl,
You are obviously not old enough yet to realize that EVERY day is Monday.
Actually TLD it’s Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday, The Day before Monday.
Hey, it’s just like Friday. The complaints are groundless and are only a pathetic attempt to draw attention away from the fact that Bush will be run out of Washington in about a year.
Karl
You should get the crack team of investigators over at TNR on this.
By the way, that update sounds suspiciously like my “it’s gotta be five o’colck somewhere” excuse for getting totally soused by noon…
He is Hiiiiigh in Colorado.
Rocky Mountain Hiiiiiiiigh, in Colorado.
As it happens, it is Friday in many places. Hong Kong, for instance. You’re probably in Hong Kong.
It’s probably Friday in Japan by now.
Those bastards are always one step ahead of us.
Maybe Jeff is driving the bus that everyone at TNR is getting thrown under.
I miss him terribly.
Aren’t they a day ahead in the southern hemisphere?
I just want to interrupt this thread for a little proselytizing:
Join the Mormons, where we are ALL SATAN’S SIBLINGS!
Which, technically, we do believe, but somehow we’ve never used this as a missionary slogan. Maybe we should. I figure we’d do better over at AoSHQ.
I was an only child. Wait – that’s a lie. Go figure.
Ectually,
I was never a child, only or otherwise. I simply AM (to coin a phrase).
Nobody created me, I was always here. Really.
Personally, I believe Satan is a rouge Angel.
A brother to Jesus, One of the Trinity? Nope.
Monday, Friday, Thursday … what does it matter? We still haven’t found Jeff.
“Personally, I believe Satan is a rouge Angel.”
Pretty good with mascara, too, what I heard.
“good with mascara, too”
I’ve been waiting for someone to point out my terrible spelling ‘cuz I’ve been diying to post this:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Thanks B Moe!