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Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful [Dan Collins]

“Rather, hate me because I’m an egoistical twat.  But never mind, because later I got fat.  But I lost some of the weight.  So, if you’d mildly despise me that would be nice.”
It’s not easy, you know.  (Warning: video)

And your beliefs don’t trump my first-hand experience. McGehee understands.

9 Replies to “Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful [Dan Collins]”

  1. cynn says:

    I realize Dan is paddling furiously, but what the hell is this about? TMZ has better vids. Bring back the trenchant commentary, or skip it and bring back Karl or the frothing JHoward already. Dan, thanks for keeping the light on, but why? What’s in it for you?

  2. Dan Collins says:

    Baby, when I paddle furiously, you’ll be soaking wet.

  3. cynn says:

    Plus, it’s clear this is a righty plant. Bitch is using Lava soap, and will shortly have her skin removed. Righty pron.

  4. MayBee says:

    I don’t hate you because you’re beautiful, Dan. But I do hate you because I don’t know what Hulu private beta is.

  5. JD says:

    Nor do I, May Bee. Nor do I.

  6. McGehee says:

    A righty plant? I’m not so sure. First of all, Miss LeBrock is most definitely of the animal kingdom.

    Second, I think the proper response to Dan for this post is something along these lines. Though the prey in question this time doesn’t seem even that challenging, as a recent comment thread suggests.

  7. JD says:

    Kelly LeBrock. I could not come up with that name. Weird Science. Some Segal movie. Many other B- movies. Incredible accent.

  8. Steve says:

    She’ll always be Charlotte to me.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg0MqzyW1KQ

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