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A grocery store in Manhattan is apologizing after touting its hams as “Delicious for Chanukah.”
Chanukah – an alternate spelling for Hanukkah – is the eight-day Jewish holiday that began Tuesday evening.
 The stalker reporter notes the name of the grocery, Balducci’s, in the article, and the location, 14th St, clearly endangering the owners and employees of the store. If anything unfortunate happens to them, AP, the blood will be on your hands!
Oh shit!
Riots! Burning cars! Massive, violent protests!
What’s that?
Oh…never mind.
So, naming a teddy bear, or a cock, Mohammed results in cries for beheadings. But, piss off the Joooooooooooos, who silently control the whole universe, not so much.
AP stands for “Anarchy pushers”. What if someone refuses to do business with that store, and it is forced to resort to bankruptcy? Will that not be at the public expense? And it’s inciting people to call up and ask if they have Prince Albert in a Can, or running refrigerators. Even though everyone knows ham needs refrigeration.
When’s the next Eid? Bacon and sausage for all!
When you silently control the whole universe, you can afford a little magnanimous perspective about these li’l provocations.
I’m BBQing pork ribs for Eid and draining the grease off into a bed of Koran pages. It’s the 20th of December.
Balducci’s is reviewing their employee training?!?
I’d bet a lot of their employees are Jewish and most of the hams they sell will be served in houses celebrating Hanukkah.
They should bundle up those hams and send them to the military to help fight the GWOT!
You know, for ham grenades… “PUT THE SALAMI DOWN, ABDUL!!!”
I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for people who are as clueless as I am. Not being Jooooooish, I could easily see myself planting both feet in my mouth like that.
I keep a special surgeon who is skilled at removing my feet from my mouth on call.
One hint. It is better to wear sneakers than combat boots.
Way to go!
In the good old USA, Jews shrug their shoulders at trivial social transgressions. In Israel, it can get kind of complicated.
Wouldn’t Jewish rage be manifested in a strongly worded letter to the owner’s mother?
“According to God’s Rules, the following are unclean and are not to be eaten. So dont. No swimming creature that do not have both fins and scales. No invertebrates – worms, caterpillars and so on – no good, can’t eat those….”
— Firesign Theatre: “Any More Rocket Fuel For You Hard-Hats?”
Don’t kid yourselves about a peaceful Jewish reaction to this. I just out of an emergency meeting of the ZCTOW (Zionist Conspiracy to Take Over the World”), and we are PISSED. Muthafuckas are gonna burn.
What I wanna know is: Was it a Kosher ham?
Just watch and see if this goy manages to buy wholesale again.
“I’d bet a lot of their employees are Jewish and most of the hams they sell will be served in houses celebrating Hanukkah.”
A lot of their employees are illegal immigrants from Asia and Central America, who cannot read the signs, and do not know about Jewish (or Muslim) food rules.
Fat Man –
I’m from the good ole USA, and I don’t know the food rules, either. And, incidentally, I don’t even want to know them.
I can’t quite believe that God (or whatever that thing is) gives a flying flink about what I eat.
My only food rule is that a sandwich always tastes better when someone else makes it.
I believe I saw Hasidic Rage Boy in the background of one of the pictures.