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It’s no surprise that O’Reilly didn’t know what MILF is.
I have seen it before, but had no clue what it meant until last night. Definitely not Elvis territory.
As far as I can see, just about anyone who does know what it means is spending too much time whacking off in front of their computer.
Just sayin’…
Is there any pleasing you, TLD?
Oops…maybe my post belongs on the Gleen thread. I’ll let you decide.
“…it means is spending too much time whacking off in front of their computer.”
Can anyone ever really spend TOO much time whacking off in front of their computer?
I love Bill’s faux outrage over the use of the “obscene” term MILF..
As far as I’m concerned it’s just easier to say than my favorite;
MILTSFHTTWSFCWALC’s
(Mother I’d Like To Smear From Head To Toe With Strawberry Flavored Cool Whip and Lick Clean)
Ouroboros, that must be hard to pronounce. Especially with a mouth full of strawberry cool-whip.
The first time I ever heard “MILF” was in the movie “American Pie”. Stiffler’s mom. (who I knew in real life, btw)
So I’m saying it isn’t a computer term, but more about….pie.
On the booking photo, I refuse to click where it says, “View smaller image.”
Damn straight, Attila! Civil disobedience!
That is a very interesting dress on Viveca. I wonder what it’s made of.
SarahW, it looks like golden birdseed.
May Bee – You rock. Just sayin’
Thanks, JD. That’s so sweet!
(are you hoping I’ll introduce you to Stiffler’s mom?)
Nope. You are cooler than she is. I never thought that she was all that hot, but I probably wouldn’t have kicked her out of bed either. I am a guy.
Didn’t Vivica Fox used to be hot? And smaller than an NFL offensive lineman at one point too, if memory serves.
Oh, the real Stiffler’s mom is really much prettier than Jennifer Coolidge, the actress. But I’m glad to hear you wouldn’t kick her out of bed anyway; it speaks well of your manners.
Now, if you could find it in your gigantic heart to introduce us all to the real Stiffler’s mom, that would be pretty cool.
How bad a person am I that Stiffler is one of my all-time favorite movie charcters? 11″. Around. Think about it.
How humiliating must it be to have your 20+ year acting career summed up as “former contestant on Dancing With the Stars.”
May Bee – You think you could score an autographed picture of Stiffler, signed, Stiffler? LOL
Al Maviva – I was thinking the same thing, though given a 20+ year acting career, off-hand, I cannot think of one show she was in. I always thought she was a celebrity for being beautiful, before she became an offensive lineman for the Cowboys.
“Is there any pleasing you, TLD?”
I’m not sure. If your name is Dallas Alice, and we live in the seventies, I would have to say yes.
Don’t you hate the girl that ruined all subsequent blowjobs forever? Thirty years later, and it still makes me shudder when I think about it…
It’s kind of a love/hate memory. You know. Sometimes in our lives we find things that radically change our outlook.
Unfortunately (or is it fortunately? I am torn), Dallas Alice was one of those life changing “events” – incredible in itself, but leaving any later experience in the dust. “Just stop if you don’t really want to do that”. Blasphemy!.
Deep Throat? Pshaw!!!! I am pushing 60, and still can’t get over that experience.
I ran into her about ten years ago, and had her almost in my room, when my roommate’s dog put it’s teeth through her hand. Instead of a replay, I got a medical bill for $239. I should have guessed. Perfection cannot be repeated…
Then don’t look up Heather Brooke on Youporn.
May Bee – You think you could score an autographed picture of Stiffler, signed, Stiffler? LOL
I have no idea where he is now JD, isn’t that sad? I used to babysit for him & his siblings when he was a wee lad. The last time I saw his mom was just before the 1st movie came out.
Damn. I was just joking, kind of. That would be a cool picture to hang on my wall ;-)
TLD – Are you going to make me google 70’s pron ?
Geez, she’s got the puffy Al Gore gene.
Just recently she looked pretty good on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
“TLD – Are you going to make me google 70’s pron?”
Nah, you wouldn’t find her there. I met her in the ladies room at a bar I was playing at. Random(?) chance…
OMG! I’ve ruined my own day again. I hate when I remember that encounter, because it was a once in a lifetime thing (unfortunately), and it kinda sucks me back (oops! No pun intended) to a long gone time of self delusional euphoria.
Delusional, but unbelievably fun.
I am just another old fart now.