My New Year’s resolutions will include strict adherence to this diet:
Enjoy dark chocolate, have plenty of sex, eat cold meats and fish for breakfast and you could boost your brain power, say the authors of a new book. (Snip) ”Cold meats and fish are good for you at breakfast,” Horne said after writing the book which the authors say is based on leading scientific research from around the world. ”Dark chocolate is also good for you because it contains many of the chemicals present when your brain is thinking well.” Comments: [w/ Paul Casciato] Meat is good for your brain. And a complete lack of it……. well just look at the kinds of things that come out of total vegan’s mouths. ÂÂ
from Photoonist at Lucianne’sWould you like a little eye of newt with that?
Law enforcement authorities have discovered that people are willing to go to great lengths to get high, including a troubling new method that features a frightened toad. “Toad smoking,” which is a substitute for “toad licking,” is done by extracting venom from the Sonoran Desert toad of the Colorado River. The toad’s venom  which is secreted when the toad gets angry or scared  contains a hallucinogen called bufotenine that can be dried and smoked to produce a buzz.In October, a Kansas City man was charged with possessing a controlled substance after Clay County authorities determined he possessed a toad with the intent to use its venom to get high.
Clay County Prosecutor Daniel White said possessing the toad is not illegal, but using it to get high off its venom is.”It is easier to get it, and law enforcement might not immediately know you use it to get high,” White said. “It’s sort of a New Age way to get high. You convince yourself it is OK because it is something you get naturally from our environment.”There are a lot of things that are created naturally but they are still not legal,” he said.White said that for years people experimented with “toad licking,” and now toad smoking is considered a substitute. To do so, a person heats up the frog’s venom to break down its toxins and preserve the hallucinogen, which is dried.He said some Internet sites feature an instructional video on how to extract the toad’s venom.ÂÂ
Possession of a controlled amphibian with intent to use?
Hey man, don’t bogart that toad.
If we find the toads will we find the ‘dillo?
That really toads the wet sprocket.
I’d heard about toad smoking but assumed they’d be hard to keep lit..
Anyone who has spent any time in AZ has across one of these things. HUGE. They love getting stuck in pool filters. They burrow into the ground, spew out this slimy sac, climb in it, and hibernate most of the year only to come out to eat the june bugs during the monsoon season. I tried to find a good link on them but alas, all people want to know about is where to lick.
*come across
I’d heard about toad smoking but assumed they’d be hard to keep lit..
They burn ok . My problem is they keep jumping out of the pipe .
Riddle me this: why was a Constitutional amendment necessary to outlaw alcohol, but no such barrier exists to policing other buzzes?
“Riddle me this: why was a Constitutional amendment necessary to outlaw alcohol, but no such barrier exists to policing other buzzes?”
Bcaush lagahol ish ower drung off choise.
“Dude, want to do some toad?”
“Awesome! How many licks?”
I think that doing toad is punishment enough.
What the hell ever happened to siffing gasoline?
or even better, sniffing gasoline.
“How many licks does it take to get to the delicious chewy center of a — ?”
I’m thinking even Mr. Owl wouldn’t want to investigate that one.