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Let the Puns Begin [Dan Collins]

Ohioans are so easily freaked out.

8 Replies to “Let the Puns Begin [Dan Collins]”

  1. serr8d says:

    Lambert? Lions named Lambert? Lame.

    A shame that that awful movie comes to mind before, say, The Ghost and the Darkness. A movie for lion lovers, that. Cruise by the other one.

  2. JP says:

    poor Lambert
    I bet the guy who cut his own arm off is tougher than Lambert!

  3. ccs says:

    Hey! you callin’ us freaks! Oh that’s not what you said, sorry to have freaked out.

  4. ccs says:

    Actually I don’t truly consider myself Ohioan. I was born and raised on the left coast.

  5. TheGeezer says:

    Asshole.

    They make medications for depression.

    Not cats meant to roam free and kill other animals to eat.

  6. R30C says:

    Try explaining to State Farm that all of that damage came from hitting a cat.

  7. CraigC says:

    “He doesn’t recommend them as pets.”

    You don’t say.

  8. SDN says:

    Lions and tigers and bears, oh my.

    I was on a business trip to Edison NJ in 98. In the hotel, watching the news, and there’s a helicopter shot of a 10 foot Bengal Tiger that some moron with more money than brains had been keeping on his estate as a pet. He’s just walking along, and the cops are shooting him with trank guns, but either they’re the world’s worst shots, or kitty has a PCP tolerance greater than Hunter S Thompson, because he’s just occasionally looking over at them like “Is it worth my time to walk over and eat a couple of you?”

    Then the helo pulls back for a wide shot…. and I can see that this area is about two miles from my hotel. Never has a room been locked up so fast.

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