I was on a business trip to Edison NJ in 98. In the hotel, watching the news, and there’s a helicopter shot of a 10 foot Bengal Tiger that some moron with more money than brains had been keeping on his estate as a pet. He’s just walking along, and the cops are shooting him with trank guns, but either they’re the world’s worst shots, or kitty has a PCP tolerance greater than Hunter S Thompson, because he’s just occasionally looking over at them like “Is it worth my time to walk over and eat a couple of you?”
Then the helo pulls back for a wide shot…. and I can see that this area is about two miles from my hotel. Never has a room been locked up so fast.
Lambert? Lions named Lambert? Lame.
A shame that that awful movie comes to mind before, say, The Ghost and the Darkness. A movie for lion lovers, that. Cruise by the other one.
poor Lambert
I bet the guy who cut his own arm off is tougher than Lambert!
Hey! you callin’ us freaks! Oh that’s not what you said, sorry to have freaked out.
Actually I don’t truly consider myself Ohioan. I was born and raised on the left coast.
Asshole.
They make medications for depression.
Not cats meant to roam free and kill other animals to eat.
Try explaining to State Farm that all of that damage came from hitting a cat.
“He doesn’t recommend them as pets.”
You don’t say.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my.
I was on a business trip to Edison NJ in 98. In the hotel, watching the news, and there’s a helicopter shot of a 10 foot Bengal Tiger that some moron with more money than brains had been keeping on his estate as a pet. He’s just walking along, and the cops are shooting him with trank guns, but either they’re the world’s worst shots, or kitty has a PCP tolerance greater than Hunter S Thompson, because he’s just occasionally looking over at them like “Is it worth my time to walk over and eat a couple of you?”
Then the helo pulls back for a wide shot…. and I can see that this area is about two miles from my hotel. Never has a room been locked up so fast.