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Slide it on before you slide it in.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…
Oh, wait.
That sponge better be careful or the detective might slap her.
Bad art. Those sponges actually look like little hockey pucks with a dimple in one side, made out of Hostess Twinkie material (sans the yellow dye), with a little strap attached. They’d make great bike helmets for guinea pigs.
Castro street, huh, must be in Cuba.
heal thy penis
Anagrams for “healthy penis”:
Hi, shapely ten!
He split hyena.
Ah, linty sheep!
Lispy heathen.
Castro street, huh, must be in Cuba.
Might as well be in Cuba.
Cool flags……
We shouldn’t anthropomorphize penises. They hate it when we do that.
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
“We shouldn’t anthropomorphize penises. They hate it when we do that.”
Not entirely sure why, but that made me laugh out loud. Which is, of course, a long-winded and antiquated way of telling you:
lol
So, are we to assume that Dan has been infected?
Dan. My penis read that and actually laughed. My penis hasn’t laughed in a long time. I have a lot to be thankful for.