“Sorry. But for a pie, you really did give off a kind of ‘come hither’ look…”
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Pie always screams “Eat me!”
Yeah… I had to go look “animism” up…
If a pie were tossed into the forest, a tree fell on it, causing a conveniently portioned slice to break free and it were picked up by a mime with a come hither look …… ??? …..
Nope, I got nothing.
We are like almost right at pie season aren’t we? These are the people that make pies for me. The own a farm in Costa Rica so they grow a lot of their own pie stuff. Also I gave pies and cakes from them for Christmas last year and before I did I checked and found out the owners had given money to nice Republican politician people. This makes the pies taste more better.
I just think it’s cool when food comes through the mail is all.
Writing for Jason Biggs?
PIE!!!!!
I watched American Pie 1 & 2 and American Wedding. They tried to ruin pie for all of us. They failed.
I condemn this unwarranted attack on pie. However whorish that pie has been, and irrespective of your intentions in calling our attention to this naughty naughty pie, I, um, it’s just wrong and this used to be my safe special place and now I just don’t know what to think, what to feel, and my mom’s out of town so I can’t call her and so I logged into MySpace, just to try to connect you know and they… they laughed at me. All I’m saying is if I was Carrie your prom would totally suck and you’ll just have to live with that.