9 most notorious pizza toppings / imperialist endeavors
Canadian bacon
salmon eggs
(tie) spinach / Benjamin Disraeli’s thieving opportunism in acquiring the Suez canal from indebted Egyptian leader Ismail (1875)
ground beef
(tie) British colonial rule in Ireland and India, as analyzed by Marx in Das Capital; Lenin, Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism (1916); anchovies
ham and pineapple
meatballs
The McKinley Tariff (1890)
(tie) US in Iraq under George W. Bush; southwestern chicken
61 Replies to “9 most notorious pizza toppings / imperialist endeavors”
(tie) US in Iraq under George W. Bush; southwestern chickenhawk
Sorry but that was bugging the shit out of me.
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Looks like the doc was feeling lonely and wanted to come over and play. Unfortunately, he lacks people skills.
Before I developed violent lactose intolerance white garlic sauce and chicken was my favorite pizza, followed closely by canadian bacon and pineapple and junk pizza “put everything on it.”
I’ve had that in Japan. With mussels. Still in the shell, and egg and corn and a bunch of other stuff I couldn’t identify. Crust about the thickness of a taco shell. It was actually Ok, just not pizza as we know it.
The meat of dead animals is always good on pizza.
Jalapenos, especially if you plan on eating it cold later / even mentioning Canada
Cold pizza for breakfast is the shit. And, pancakes. And bacon. Lots of bacon. Hear that Achmed? I loves me some bacon in the morning.
black beans/landing on the moon
Thick-sliced bacon / Killin’ us some injuns.
“black beans/landing on the moon”
..which would make a nice title for the little passion play I put on this morning after eating a handful of pomegranate seeds last night.
………I’ll show myself to the penalty box
Canadian bacon?
Andrew Sullivan (yummy) / Republicans
Turds / Non-liberal white attempting to understand the works of MLK Jr.
Persephone got put in the penalty box too for the same deal.
Cheese/2000 Prez election
Pepperoni / Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act of 1930
Figs / Border Fence
“Persephone got put in the penalty box too for the same deal.”
Maybe that’s where the expression “If you’re going to eat that, you’d better stay close to home.” came from. Talk about allegory.
Hmmm.
What? No anchovies/Belgian King Leopold’s insane adventures in the Congo?
How about pineapple/devious overthrow of Hawaiian monarchy by Big Sugar?
(tie) US in Iraq under George W. Bush; southwestern chickenhawk
Sorry but that was bugging the shit out of me.
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Looks like the doc was feeling lonely and wanted to come over and play. Unfortunately, he lacks people skills.
portabello mushrooms/gift of smallpox-infested blankets
pesto/Hiroshima
Oooooh, KELLY. Three-pointer, at least.
Way beyond the arc, Slart. Way beyond.
spilled beer / Bay of Pigs
Steak (medium-rare) / Nagasaki
Samuel Adams Beer / Dresden
Corned beef / Treaty of Guadaloupe-Hidalgo
Pimentos/Pinochet
Sauerkraut/Lebensraum
Baby seal blubber / Texas
Corn / Michigan Ohio War
Chorizo/Mexican-American War
You heard me Gringos!
Anchovies/Armenian Massacre
Shittake Mushrooms / The Shah of Iran, 1952
THE SOLE REASON WHY IRANIANS HATE US SO!!!!!!
Bratwurst with spicy mustard / German goose-stepping down the Champs-Élysées
What, no Anchovies?
Yogurt / Clinton’s conquest of Monaco.
What? Monica? … Never mind.
mojo: Nick Danger, Third Eye?
Organic beer/organic beer
Before I developed violent lactose intolerance white garlic sauce and chicken was my favorite pizza, followed closely by canadian bacon and pineapple and junk pizza “put everything on it.”
Anchovia / Rainforest War II, Ugandoid Prefecture 2011
Extra cheese / Illinois’ victory over Ohio State
Dwarves/Kelo et al v. City of New London
10. Chorizo/Ghengis Khan invades the Middle Kingdom
Dwarves/Kelo et al v. City of New London
Wait, are the Dwarves the topping or is Kelo?
Because Dwarves is crunchy goodness, ask any dragon…
I like the way that steph thinks.
10. The Townshend Acts / glass, lead, paper, paints, and tea ( dual category winner)
Tofu and bean sprouts / RACISTSEXISTHOMOPHOBES !!!
Weasel chipotle gastrique / Governor Kodos executing colonists on Tarsus IV
Pamprin / Marcottian Man-Putsch of 2009 (“I question the dining.”)
Salmon eggs? Dude, I don’t eat bait.
Oh, and extra jalapenos! I always like to be reminded the next morning of what I had for dinner.
There, I fixed that for ya, Glen(n).
Swen likes the ring of fire :/
Squid / New Coke
Goat testicle/McDonald’s first restaurant in Moscow.
Sweat from Michael Moore’s hairy nutsack / Euro Disney
The post-coital wetness from Mama Sheehan and Michael Moore / Seward’s Folly
I once ordered a Seward’s Folly pizza from Domino’s.
It arrived cold.
Squid / Calamari
N. O’Brain,
I’ve had that in Japan. With mussels. Still in the shell, and egg and corn and a bunch of other stuff I couldn’t identify. Crust about the thickness of a taco shell. It was actually Ok, just not pizza as we know it.
Japanese Pizza/the presidential “debates”
I read the other day somewhere that Michael Moore was married. Who knew?
Black Flies / Basrah
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