Me: “So. Catch the game last night?”
Larry Walker: “Yeah. Unfortunately.”
Me: “Fugly, it was. But I’m hoping we can bounce back tonight against Schilling.”
Larry Walker: “Sure, maybe. But do you mind if I ask you a question? Who are you — and what are you doing in my bedroom?”
Me: “Oh, that. Well, I’m a longtime Rockies fan, first off. But to be honest, when I dropped by Dante Bichette’s place, he was busy trying to talk a pair of Dave and Buster’s waitresses into a threesome, and I figured a floating specter bothering him about Jeff Francis’ pitch selection might stink up his play.”
Me: “So, you know. You’ll do.”
So… how was the cuban sandwich? Make sure you wash it down with a nice Cuba Libre.
Dante Bichette always struck me as the kind of guy who owned at least one Z28. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Ha. We (Astros fans, old frequenters of the most excellent but long-defunct “Astros Connection” website) used to call Larry “Cathead” because, back in the 90s, he was quoted in a newspaper article as complaining mightily about the Astrodome – specifically, he said that the tunnels smelled like a litter box. Apparently, there was a colony of wild cats that lived down there, probably had since the 60s, when the place opened.
The Astrodome, in its latter years, was truly a dump. Sorta like Fenway, only without all the chowderheads or the history.
Uh, Go Rox!
Very sly play Goldstein. Using Larry Walker, the only guy to hit worth a damn in the 2004 World Series (357BA/.438OBP/.929SLG) to try and hex my Bosox.
FEAR THE CRIMSON RED!!!
We’ll see if Old Man Schilling has any gas left in the tank tonight. If so, it will be long flight back to Denver.
You don’t know the bull___ we’ve been through tonight just to rock your f____ing sox off!
Give ’em a taste, KG.
What would be cool is to astral project to where Rachel Ray does her show and learn how to cook stuff. You couldn’t taste anything though. Or what you could do is just watch the show on tv.
Unless she’s naked ‘feet, I’ll watch the World Series. I can eat later.
She would applaud that I think. Above all she’s about empowerment.
Imagine if this team had Lahree Wal-kehr in his prime. Yikes.
The title had me laughing. I’m not so much in to baseball, so the names just look like all of the other people I don’t know!
Larry Walker: “Look, Doctor Strange or whoever the hell you are – would you mind not dripping sandwich juice on the bureau? Don’t they have napkins in Valhalla or wherever?”
Larry Walker: “You don’t scare me. I can see right through you.”
We call the Cuba Libre, “Rum & Coke” The “Mentirita” the little lie, because
unlike what Michael Moore, Robert Redford, and Charlis Theron, it’s not free.
I like Cubans, but not in a sandwich.
They’re gritty.
i always prefer to use brushless cooling fans because they last longer and needs less maintennance,;,
cooling fans are really great for cooling PC and electronics stuff`”;