Featuring, among others, the work of Dan Collins, of whom James Wolcott had this to say:
Speaking of buggery on an epic scale, Dennis Perrin analyses the bizarre anal-anxiety pathology of the right blogosphere as represented by one of its onion bulbs, Protein Wisdom’s Dan Collins:
America is filled with people like Dan Collins, some of whom may be in your own families. I recall a relative of mine arguing in favor of extensive war in the Middle East, saying that if we didn’t bomb the Arabs into submission, they would come over here and “fuck us in the ass.” That’s a direct quote, by the way. I remember that line well because I had no real come back to it. I mean, what do you say to that: “To the contrary, they won’t fuck us in the ass”? Not exactly Oxford debate material. Still, the rightwing fascination with homosexual rape and queer-tinged scenarios in general says more about their confused psyches than the actual politics of the real world. I’ve run into this time and time again. Hell, twenty years ago I heard similar violent and gay-oriented rhetoric from the ex-Dartmouth Review editors and writers I had gotten to know. Back then, it was the Sandinistas who wanted to fuck us in the ass. You’d think that the U.S. has the most tantalizing rear the planet has ever seen, given how many countries desire cramming their dark, uncircumcised pricks deep inside our cheeks. This is why we must kill them before they drop their pants and pull out the bad news. Call it the Tucker Carlson school of international diplomacy.
So, it’s not as though I never got anything from blogging.
Wait — the picture shows babes. So where the hell are they? False advertising!
Dennis Perrin? Oh, I remember him…banana boy. Kong’s best buddy…
Fuck him. In the ass.
Proof no one ever reads my posts. They have tattoos and stupid hats and everything.
I thought it would be better if he blew me.
At least the courtesy of a reach around.
Sorry, I respect my dick too much.
Your posts have led me to the conclusion that Japan is a very weird place.
SarahW – Some of us quietly appreciate your wisdom.
That blonde in the pic will certainly block out any dreams about demonic dwarf clowns.
Dan, apparently someone has a hard-on for your writings.
Mooj: Life is about people. It’s about connections.
Andy Stitzer: It’s all about connections.
Mooj: It’s not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Mooj: And butthole pleasures.
Andy Stitzer: It’s not about butthole pleasures at all.
Mooj: It’s not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
Andy Stitzer: Please stop.
Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.
Andy Stitzer: Mooj, just please stop.
alppuccino-
Cincinnati.
(ha! I’ve been waiting a year and a half to correct you on something)
Lying in wait. Ready to spring. I dig that.
Well, you’ve won this one MayBee………
Sooner or later though, you’ll slip up, and then I will pounce.
Congrats, Dan, on 10,000.
Thanks, serr8d. 10,000 what?
10,000 demonic dwarf clowns, all bearing Vermont Teddy Bears, will be arriving at your home ;-)
Sooner or later though, you’ll slip up, and then I will pounce.
I’m kinda hurt you’ve forgotten how many times you’ve pounced before. As if it meant nothing to you.
“I’m kinda hurt you’ve forgotten how many times you’ve pounced before. As if it meant nothing to you.”
I’m keepin’ it fresh, baby. You know it always feels like the first time when I pounce. (tucking in shirt and fastening watch clasp)
Shit.
That comment that just disappeared into the cornfield was pretty funny.
Damn stuff.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
For those whose lives center about sex, some metaphors are just too hard to grasp.
“For those whose lives center about sex, some metaphors are just too hard to grasp.”
That’s so hot Geezer.
Or too slippery.
uuuh, Im not sure what the anal sex thing has to do with the cold war and fighting Islamofascism. He needs to address that with his wierd relative.
I dont’ recall any of the leaders who opposed Communist expansion and the USSR ever talked about the imminent threat of butt rape by the Commie Hordes. Plus, I thought this was a war for OIL, not colonic chastity. There’s no money in the latter.
And I thought this was the nuance crowd?
https://proteinwisdom.com/?p=10000#comments
Wow. Thanks.
Dan,
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has deemed my comments as ineligible due to overall lack of content. So I’m afraid you’ve got some hanging chads to work through to get to your 10K.
Sorry about that.
It’s not my 10k. It’s 10k actual posts for Protein Wisdom, of which I, appearances to the contrary, perhaps, have made only a small smackeral.
In that case – never mind.
“Back then, it was the Sandinistas who wanted to fuck us in the ass.”
You know, back then, I used to tell leftist dupes like Dennis Perrin (not sure if it was him personally) that they were kneeling down and bending over to fellate the Sandinistas. He never got over that comment, I guess. Some things never change.
I’ve had this kind of discussion with lefties before. The tactic is to change the subject so far away from the topic that your opponent is discombobulated. It’s like a bonus if you can make it “clever” like accusing someone of being a closet homosexual who clearly isn’t interested. That’s “clever,” you see.
My own version (rarely used because it’s basically a dishonest trick) is “You’re SO insensitive to MY needs.”
That usually either stops them cold or forces them to reveal themselves with a truly vicious remark.
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