Happy 11th Birthday, Satchel! You are a constant reminder that at some point in my life I did something right, and that you are my reward. And though, were you to believe my critics, I may not do the right thing very often, when I do — judging by the quality of my blessings — I must go all in huge! You are our champion. Now and always. You make

Something one of the Boehner-boosters said on Twitter today really resonated with me: the Constitutionalists are the real RINOs today, if you think about it. Now, sure, this particular pom-pom waver was going for some online wag cred, and throwing up a middle finger at those of us who dared stand up to a party leadership that has refused to use regular order, passed legislation its constituency opposed, and when