Epic. Popcorn, anyone?
August 22, 2014
“ISIS Jihadi Who Threatened To Raise Flag Of Allah In White House Is Dead”
So I guess he’ll be needing a proxy to raise that flag now. And yes, I’m holding back the urge to say, “like, maybe Obama?” BOW BEFORE ZOD! At any rate, I sure do hope those 72 virgins are cool with his showing up in Islamic Heaven with half a skull, some twisted limbs, and his goody bits blown off. Or else he’s shit out of luck. — Which, it’s
Don’t you dare ‘parentify’ your child, you monster! [Darleen Click]
After a mom was arrested because she let her 7 year old play at a nearby park without her, psychotherapist Karen Ruskin was asked to weigh in. Boston News, Weather, Sports | FOX 25 | MyFoxBoston First off, Ruskin’s tone runs almost hysterical in her rant that children should never be left alone for any moment of their lives until, maybe, 11/12/13 years old … and then, only inside the
A knock knock joke Obama might not like
Knock knock, Mr President. Who’s there? ISIS. Or ISIL. Your choice. ISIS or ISIL who? Dude, seriously? We just cut off a guy’s head on film, have plans to do so to another, and threatened to raise our flag over your White House. Do you not get cable TV?
President Obama sublimates his deep grief over beheaded journalist with somber round of golf
Now, teatards, before you go getting all OUTRAGED, consider the context and don’t let the smiles and the fist bump fool you: Obama’s smile is meant to show the US’s remarkable resiliency to the sawing off of some American dude’s head on video by a growing, well-funded death cult that has declared war on us; and the fist bump is a gesture of resolve, of unbreakable solidarity — meant to
