Think of it as a fluffy Stalinist omlet In a move that will no doubt help further the Venezuelan government’s aim of establishing a socialist utopian republic, President Nicolas Maduro announced this week that grocery stores will soon begin the mandatory fingerprinting of customers. The peculiar initiative, which could be implemented by the end of the year, is meant to help combat the hoarding and smuggling of government-subsidized goods. Venezuela
August 2014
August 24, 2014
In socialist utopia Venezuela, fingerprints for toilet paper is Social Justice [Darleen Click]
August 24, 2014
RIP Richard Attenborough [Darleen Click]
He was 90. Lord Attenborough was one of Britain’s leading actors, before becoming a highly successful director. In a career that spanned six decades, he appeared in films including Brighton Rock, World War Two prisoner of war thriller The Great Escape and later in dinosaur blockbuster Jurassic Park. As a director he was perhaps best known for Gandhi, which won him two Oscars. Lord Attenborough had been in a nursing
August 23, 2014
Most Transparent Administration EVAH!!: TSA admits lying about allowing illegal aliens to fly without valid identification [Darleen Click]
Houston, we have a problem … HOUSTON, Texas — The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) recently penned a letter that confirmed what Breitbart Texas Managing Director Brandon Darby reported back in July–the agency was allowing illegal immigrants to board planes using only Notice to Appear forms that they received after entering the U.S. illegally. The revelation directly contradicts the TSA’s previous allegations that Darby’s report was “completely wrong.” Reacting to the
August 22, 2014
Milwaukee County Sheriff calls out Eric Holder [Darleen Click]
Epic. Popcorn, anyone?
August 22, 2014
“ISIS Jihadi Who Threatened To Raise Flag Of Allah In White House Is Dead”
So I guess he’ll be needing a proxy to raise that flag now. And yes, I’m holding back the urge to say, “like, maybe Obama?” BOW BEFORE ZOD! At any rate, I sure do hope those 72 virgins are cool with his showing up in Islamic Heaven with half a skull, some twisted limbs, and his goody bits blown off. Or else he’s shit out of luck. — Which, it’s
August 22, 2014
Don’t you dare ‘parentify’ your child, you monster! [Darleen Click]
After a mom was arrested because she let her 7 year old play at a nearby park without her, psychotherapist Karen Ruskin was asked to weigh in. Boston News, Weather, Sports | FOX 25 | MyFoxBoston First off, Ruskin’s tone runs almost hysterical in her rant that children should never be left alone for any moment of their lives until, maybe, 11/12/13 years old … and then, only inside the
August 22, 2014
A knock knock joke Obama might not like
Knock knock, Mr President. Who’s there? ISIS. Or ISIL. Your choice. ISIS or ISIL who? Dude, seriously? We just cut off a guy’s head on film, have plans to do so to another, and threatened to raise our flag over your White House. Do you not get cable TV?
August 22, 2014
President Obama sublimates his deep grief over beheaded journalist with somber round of golf
Now, teatards, before you go getting all OUTRAGED, consider the context and don’t let the smiles and the fist bump fool you: Obama’s smile is meant to show the US’s remarkable resiliency to the sawing off of some American dude’s head on video by a growing, well-funded death cult that has declared war on us; and the fist bump is a gesture of resolve, of unbreakable solidarity — meant to
August 21, 2014
The end is nigh
Newsmax, after reviewing the performance of their widgets on the site, today informed me it is ending its partnership with me. The last of my site’s revenue stream, save for monthly fundraisers (which I happen to hate, because I don’t like to ask for money), is now gone. Those who threatened to run me off the internet have gotten their wish. Though the site appears to be doing well for