First ISIS militant:  “Assure me, Aswad, that at the time of the Great Zero Hour offensive against the western-coddling puppet government of Iraq, the paper tiger American fighting men won’t stand in our way, with their big guns and their devilish air power.” 2nd ISIS militant:  “They shan’t, my brother.  They have seen the error of their ways and, through the urging of the Muslim Brotherhood, are acceding to the coming