Ha! NOW we’ve kinda caught his preachy, sanctimonious ass in a kinda baldfaced, hypocritical, very un-Christian LIE! Which means that it’s okay, finally, to support Romney as a conservative and not look at ourselves as big fat fucking sellouts! Rejoice! Here’s the skinny, paraphrased from the scanned newpaper page that’s been helpfully highlighted: Santorum said, in 1990 (and according to this Pittsburgh paper), that he has always opposed government funding

From “yes we can!” to “oh yes they are!” — all in the course of 3 years! From the Weekly Standard blog: “[Obama] supports corporate tax reform that would reduce expenditures and loopholes, lower rates for people investing and creating jobs in the U.S., due so further for manufacturing, and that we need to, as we have the Buffett Rule and the individual tax reform, we need a global minimum

Largely a rhetorical question, of course, because as Sessions knows, the real answer is,”We own the Senate and the Justice Department, you right wing bitch — and you have John Boehner and Mitch McConnell in leadership, for Chrissakes, two guys who are far more likely to put a bar soap-in-the-pillowcase beating on Michele Bachmann than go offensive on this White House. So hell’s no!” But kudos to Sessions for asking

In reply to Gabe Malor’s latest attempt to level the GOP primary playing field by tearing Rick Santorum down to the Romney level of electoral weathervaning — Malor’s hope being that if he can only show that no actual conservative candidates remain, stupid flyover hicktard TEA Party hypocrites will do what’s right and embrace the most telegenic (and socially moderate) of the remaining candidates to run against Barack Obama —