From bitter-clinging, two-digit teabagger John Stossel, Christhumping in Reason: Bernie Madoff took money from people who thought he’d invested it, gave some to others who thought it was a partial return on their earlier investments, and kept much for himself. That’s called a Ponzi scheme, and his $50 billion fraud was called the biggest ever. But it wasn’t the biggest. Social Security and Medicare are much bigger ones. These are

So there I am, smoking a roach on the bus stop bench across from this great little dive taco stand River Phoenix turned me on to — when it hits me: what if I’m not in Heaven after all, you know? — But then, almost like a sign, this totally stacked chick appears out of nowhere and jams her tongue in my ear. Not only that, but she’s sporting full-on

From the AP: Brushing off a snag in the Senate, House Democratic leaders said they are prepared to finish work by late Thursday on a package of fixes to the big health care law signed by President Barack Obama. […] “The Senate is expected to complete work this afternoon on the improvements bill to the new health care reform law,” said Hoyer, D-Md. “If they finish their work later today