Via Fausta, David clarified that he didn’t mean to imply that Willow Palin, 14, was a slut, but that Bristol Palin, 18, was a slut. Because, you know, all unwed mothers are sluts, except for his wife. Especially if their moms look hot in a skirt. And it’s important for you to know that it was supposed to be consensual between Bristol and A-Rod, because that’s the kind of people

The hateful racist looney who shot and killed the guard, we’re being told, proves that the DHS report on “right-wing extremists” was correct. Jawans profile the guy, and find: * He hates Bush. * He hates the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. * Hates Jews and blacks. * Holocaust denier. * Hates Christians, especially Catholics. * Doesn’t think Hitler went far enough. * He is a 9-11 Troother. * Anti-Illuminati.

Feel it, people. Feel it.

It was just a joke. Really. It will be a story only after Ed Whelan apologizes for it.

Jammie Wearing Fool has the details. Could the TILT messages have something to do with an onboard explosion? This makes the search for the black boxes and other debris even more urgent. I look forward to hearing what the gate agents and airport security have to say on this matter. I’m sure I’ll be outraged if I find out that 200+ people died because someone didn’t want to be guilty

Cynn, in comments, and Alicublog, via link, seem to think that my “joke” about Letterman from last night is somehow inappropriate.* I want to stress to you scum-sucking morons that I don’t care whether Letterman and his writers thought he was addressing the presence at the Yankees game of Bristol Palin or Willow Palin. Either way, his “joke” was a sick and assaultive act directed at a young woman who

I’m for ’em. Hey, you know what I’d love to do? Assrape Letterman with a baseball bat. Hahahahahahahaha. Geez, it was JUST A FREAKIN’ JOKE, OKAY?

Jetskiers, Yankees, Global Warmists likely hardest hit: According to Long Range Expert Joe Bastardi, areas from the northern Plains into the Northeast will have a “year without a summer.” The jet stream, which is suppressed abnormally south this spring, is also suppressing the number of thunderstorms that can form. Drag. Joseph explains solar activity cycles to Pharaoh.

being a vomitous surfeit of Obamolatry in the press: You can’t blame powerful people for wanting to play the press to peddle self-perpetuating mythology. But you can blame the press, already suffocating under a massive pile of blame, guilt, heavy debt and sinking fortunes, for being played. Some of the time, it seems we’re even enthusiastically jumping into the pond without even being pushed. Is there an actual limit to

Yesterday, acting on behalf of the Supremes, she stayed the bankruptcy of Chrysler without comment. A more important development could hardly have occurred. The Obama administration argued that the US Supreme Court has no right to do so. The particular suit that she acted on, and there are several, was brought by the pension fund manager for the State of Indiana, who argued that this was an unprecedented government taking