If you are in the area, please come join us at The Rocky Mountain Blogger Bash, tonight, Saturday, February 18, beginning at 6 PM and ending whenever the collection of stuttering, alcohol-sodden dorks assembled begin cutting out to “get some pizza and play Halo 2”. All are welcome.  The festivities will be held a the Breckenridge Brewery, 2220 Blake Street, Denver, CO 80205.  Phone: 303-297-3644. More info here.

“Serious conspiracy buffs” including, of course, a good portion of those who upload their twaddle to The Huffington Post, and the most vocal of those pushing the Cheney coverup story (whose latest villainous liar includes Mr Harry Whittington, the shooting victim himself, who yesterday confirmed that the accident was simply that, a minor hunting accident.  Please.  Makes you wonder who got to him, doesn’t it…?) But of course, evil and

Ever drink fifteen boilermakers and then get your junk stuck in an overnight video rental return slot?  Turns out the cops just laugh a lot.  And take, like, a gazillion photos.