Jay Caruso needs your help—though his cause is a helpless one.  The substitute Rally Monkey, who has led the Angels to two straight victories, chortles at Jay’s presumptuosness…

From the Times-Picayune: Acting New Orleans Police Superintendent Warren Riley said Thursday that as many as 40 officers from the department’s 3rd District, including the commanding captain, are “under scrutiny” for possibly bolting the city in the clutch and heading to Baton Rouge in Cadillacs from a New Orleans dealership. “It is a subject that is under review,” Riley said, stopping short of saying he has launched a formal investigation.