Here. Here’s some Republican helmed Nanny-statism.

…So I’m watching “Good Morning, America,” and Diane Sawyer is interviewing some bossy health Nazi who’s just written a book, Restaurant Confidential, promising to expose the “dirty little secrets” of restaurant fare. Among the startling revelations? That cheese fries are high in calories and fat, and that restaurants are giving you too much food for your money. Curse your capitalism! Damn your double-edged potato skin generosity! In fact, Diane Sawyer