There are things no fiction writer ever would dare attempt A mother with an interesting take on empowering female children, pseudonym Autumn, signed up to bring in baked goods to her child’s class. But when Autumn arrived, tray in hand, every single cookie was shaped like a vagina. The teacher noted that every kind of vagina was represented, including “small, puffy, white, brown, shaved, bald, and even a fire crotch.”

All Your Labors Belong Us: Westover Winery of the Castro Valley in California is closing its doors. The winery has been cited by the California Department of Industrial Relations for using volunteer labor to help in the production and sale of the wines the vineyard produces. A small-time vintner’s use of volunteer workers has put him out of business after the state squeezed him like a late-summer grape for $115,000

And you know the ad is over the target because of the flack it is receiving. Someone please tell Joan Walsh to put some ice on that?

Why not? That’s what the Social Justice Vagina Warriors would have us do about rape A tudent event at Arizona State University suggested that intoxicated men just grab tacos with friends in order to prevent rape. The event, sponsored by the student group I Always Get Consent, made the claim that teaching women self-defense techniques perpetuates “rape culture” and advised men to tell their drunken buddies at the bar that

“Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!” ~George S. Patton Jr. Stacy has taken Patton’s quote to heart and has been doing the seemingly impossible task of slogging through all manner of texts of the Womyn’s Studies set. He has been posting some eye-opening (and nausea-inducing) analysis of Feminism from their own words and works. Collection (so far) is here. I’m looking forward to seeing it in book form.