The Washington Post the Pope: ABC News reported this morning that the Pope is calling on Israel to end its terror against the Palestinians, and to end its offensive against the Bethlehem holy sites. Perhaps rather than rounding up armed potential suicide bombers, Israeli soldiers should just…what? fondle them instead? Rumor has it the Pope is more forgiving of such things — or at least, he’s less likely to launch

Just got back from my fantasy baseball draft…. I feel ill. Maybe I’ll feel up to posting about my misfortune/idiocy tomorrow. For now, though, I think I’ll just drown my sorrows in a nice glass of Odalis Perez, 1999.

I realize it’s a day late, but this is really, really funny! I’m still laughing, and it’s been, like, 45 minutes now…!

Files belonging to the Palestinian Authority’s CFO discovered by Israeli intelligence directly link Arafat and the rest of his institutionalized thugocracy to the coalitional terror campaign being waged against Israel, FOXNews is reporting. No surprise here, of course — unless you happen to be Justin Raimondo or Jak King (who likely are already blaming this whole “dubious document business” on the evil western hegemons who invented the aluminum filing cabinet).

Files belonging to the Palestinian Authority’s CFO discovered by Israeli intelligence directly link Arafat and the rest of his institutionalized thugocracy to the coalitional terror campaign being waged against Israel, FOXNews is reporting. No surprise here, of course — unless you happen to be Justin Raimondo or Jak King (who likely are already blaming this whole “dubious document business” on the evil western hegemons who invented the aluminum filing cabinet).

Hmm. Well,

Hmm. Well,

“A state appeals court Monday struck down Michigan’s 105-year-old law against using vulgar language in front of women and children, throwing out the conviction of a canoeist who let loose a stream of curses after falling into the water,” ABC News these New York benchfrogs, maybe we can save the First Amendment after all…

“A state appeals court Monday struck down Michigan’s 105-year-old law against using vulgar language in front of women and children, throwing out the conviction of a canoeist who let loose a stream of curses after falling into the water,” ABC News these New York benchfrogs, maybe we can save the First Amendment after all…

Matt Labash of The Weekly Standard is posting a series of online essays about automated traffic-enforcement gadgetry, district money-making scams related to said gadgetry, and assorted bureaucratically-sanctioned (indeed, bureaucratically-sponsered) malfeasance — all encouraged by this, the latest trend in high-tech nanny statism. Part 1: “Inside the District’s Red Lights“ Like the film shot by red-light cameras, photo radar film is sent to a processing center run by Lockheed Martin IMS.