“Well, I don’t know much specifically about that, but I do love French words and phrases. It’s such a romantic language, French is… Say, have I ever shown you my nipples? Like the lids to a couple of Tupperware bowls, only brownish. I’m really quite proud of them.” update: “…Yellowcake? Gee, I don’t know that I’ve ever had it, but it sounds really yummy. Y’know, I’ll try anything once.”
in which celebraties comment on current events
July 15, 2004
Shannon Elizabeth comments on l’affaire de Plame
“Well, I don’t know much specifically about that, but I do love French words and phrases. It’s such a romantic language, French is… Say, have I ever shown you my nipples? Like the lids to a couple of Tupperware bowls, only brownish. I’m really quite proud of them.” update: “…Yellowcake? Gee, I don’t know that I’ve ever had it, but it sounds really yummy. Y’know, I’ll try anything once.”
July 14, 2004
Shannon Elizabeth comments on the Senate Intelligence Committee Report
“I haven’t read the report yet, actually. But I’m sure it’s very good. Say, would you like to see my breasts…?”
May 18, 2004
Dennis Hopper responds to Peter Fonda, expands on complicity in so-called “pig” murder
Hopper: “It was, like, one pig, man, and it wasn’t even a big pig. I mean, he makes me sound like some kind of drug-addled serial hog butcher or something. Meanwhile, I was making an artistic statement. “And what does that mean anyway — ‘fetishizing swine innards,’ man…? That’s just, like, a total fiction. A total fiction. Man.”
May 18, 2004
Dennis Hopper responds to Peter Fonda, expands on complicity in so-called “pig” murder
Hopper: “It was, like, one pig, man, and it wasn’t even a big pig. I mean, he makes me sound like some kind of drug-addled serial hog butcher or something. Meanwhile, I was making an artistic statement. “And what does that mean anyway — ‘fetishizing swine innards,’ man…? That’s just, like, a total fiction. A total fiction. Man.”
May 15, 2004
Peter Fonda reminisces, offers his thoughts on Abu Ghraib
Fonda: “…During the production of Easy Rider, a few of us traveled down to New Orleans for a coupla’ weeks to film the Mardi Gras parade scenes. Hopper would get fried on acid and quart bottles of Miller High Life and would disappear for long stretches, then show up late at night, his arms covered up to the elbows in fresh gore. ‘What the hell’d you do?’ I asked him
Shannon Elizabeth comments further on Joe Wilson’s fall from grace
“What, him again? I don’t know what else to tell you—he’s a crummy liar, is all. Say, did I ever tell you Marlon Wayans says my ass is so nice you can eat breakfast off of it…?”