Deadbeat neighbor (pointing): “That your newspaper?” Me: “Yes it is.” Deadbeat neighbor: “Think maybe I can borrow the sports section when you’re finished?” Me: “No. But I’ll be happy to lend you a quarter.”
Deadbeat neighbor (pointing): “That your newspaper?” Me: “Yes it is.” Deadbeat neighbor: “Think maybe I can borrow the sports section when you’re finished?” Me: “No. But I’ll be happy to lend you a quarter.”